trialsgoon Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Hello fellow travellers, and let me explain what I am trying to achieve. I've been wandering around my village trying to find a market stall that sells good front derailers, most of then are unsure of what I want and become quite violent when I suggest that they are lying. So my first order of business is to find out what the best current trials specific front derailer is, so that I have plenty of gears available for for my job as a delivery man, delivering my villages special crop, which as some of you will know, is bomb flowers. My second order of business is to find out what the best current delivery service is for trials, as we will need to open the ports if they are going to deliver the cargo. If you could iron out the details of this sale then I would be very much appriciative, and will consider having some of my local blacksmiths forge you a nice new set of cranking arms. I wish you the peace of my one true lord. Happy travels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Trott Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Trials bikes are tippicly single speed.. so your pretty f**ked there. However Chain tensioners are a different story if thats what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Greetings fellow warrior. As much as I would like to address the first order of business, it is clear to me that without forfilling your second order of business first before the first order of business your first order of business will fail to materialize. The ports have been closed for some time, and without a strong trade agreement between clans and factions, it may be difficult to re-open them. But a new alliance where trade is free and open may be possible if we can meet eachother on equal terms, and as long as we can access the produce of your blacksmiths such as high quality swords, and a nice new set of cast iron wheel castors, then we can be able to put behind our differences and re-open our ports to a bright and more presperous future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Burrows Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 You must be really bored... Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsgoon Posted January 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 You must be really bored... Reported. I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say, but you don't sound like material for my new alliance, little boy. And Trials Punk, I hope we can trade in the future and build up a new breed of strong warriors, and as i am satisfied that our new trade policy has been established, and that we may trade high quality swords made by our blacksmiths and some new powderkegs in exchange for some of your finly crafted front derailers. But I still need to know just what kind of produce you could recommend, and how to fit such an item, as even our tarented blacksmiths need to be told how to complete their work I wish us a benevolent future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick_spider Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Given that you used to ride a Brisa, and you had trouble stringing a sentence together I'm guessing you're either trolling or had your account hijacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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