PaRtZ Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 After the fight the new mrs polar bear gave up and cowered into a corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Polar bear was sick of Mrs Polar bear's seductive ways with the penguins So he killed her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 The polar bear didn't care about that either as he decided that male rape was the way to go. So he started off with one of those hairy biker dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Leech Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) The bear was later charged with sexual assault But was let off the charge over technicalities and drove home Unfortunately, having been in Hawaii for so long, he had forgotten about icey roads and was involved in a horrible crash Edited December 10, 2010 by Rob Leech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 A passer by came to help, but due to post traumatic stress disorder caused by the last 3 days of this polar bear's life, he attacked, stole the car and proceeded to copy what he'd seen in Grand Theft Arctic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Morrison Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 If { (ReadThread) - (KieransPosts)=True; } Then { BestThreadEver; } Else { Ruined; } I don't understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 I don't understand? Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Morrison Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Exactly. Really what did he mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 If { (ReadThread) - (KieransPosts)=True; } Then { BestThreadEver; } Else { Ruined; } Really what did he mean? Lets first take the key points. 1.Best Thread Ever 2.Kieran Morrison 3.Ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Morrison Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Lets first take the key points. 1.Best Thread Ever 2.Kieran Morrison 3.Ruined Alright. So why is it every post i make on here it gets quoted then rips on me in some way or another?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) A passer by came to help, but due to post traumatic stress disorder caused by the last 3 days of this polar bear's life, he attacked, stole the car and proceeded to copy what he'd seen in Grand Theft Arctic After using the weapon cheat, he got carried away with molotov cocktails Edited December 10, 2010 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) quoted then rips on me quoted to rip me Fixed. After using the weapon cheat, he got carried away with molotov cocktails That is clearly a panda. Edited December 10, 2010 by l33th3tr33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5murf Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 After using the weapon cheat, he got carried away with molotov cocktails And set fire to everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 By lighting a fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristaps Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 I love this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsrider101 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 By lighting a fart! that prepelled him across a lake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpanzyyyy Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) retaliation for the human male raping luckily he just learn to jump on the back wheel so he can now be part of our friendly community Edited December 10, 2010 by chimpanzyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliemod Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 The end. no, keep going please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab3481 Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 He came to london in search of some street... but got pissed off at all the trendy fixie riders and joined the BNP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Leech Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 (edited) This is not a polar bear!!!!! It's a very rare polar/grizzly cross, notice the brown rings around its eyes and its slighty longer nose, watched a docu on it not too long ago, very strange Edited December 11, 2010 by Rob Leech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Godlike :bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Alright. So why is it every post i make on here it gets quoted then rips on me in some way or another?? Well.. because.. your just not that funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Killed loads of brown bears and said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodster Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 i love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 His children knew their dad was going to die for sure as the brown bears were pissed off. But little did they know, he still had the chainsaw from his trip to Hawaii which he could use to keep fighting the browns off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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