Dwarf Shortage Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 All I could think of throughout reading this thread was: I think it's Simpson on here? Makes me laugh everytime I see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 User: michaelsimpson19 Well, that's f**ked the formatting of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunk mac Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 i fell of my trials motor bike a few years back and hit my head of a rock.. i had to get 14 stitches and 2 internal stitches in my forhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmanic Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 only a few weeks back i had been out riding all day. 30 seconds from home i riding along a low wall. when i stopped to hop off i lost balance pushed the bike away but landed with my chest on the end of the bars that were stuck up. the bruise and swelling has gone but im not left with a dent in my chest bone in between my ribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Ahh, never noticed this thread. I guess my accident belongs here. Wasnt on a trials bike though, was on my Fit AM when i used to ride BMX park. I was attempting a 540 air off of the big quarter at my local skatepark, completely misjudged my landing point which meant that literally, there wasn't one. Came down onto my face on solid concrete from about 3 metres up in the air. Wasn't actually too painful at the time. The journey in the ambulance to the hospital was where my forehead started to really f**king hurt. I broke my nose, jaw, and 2 cheek bones aswell but the top of my face was where the pain was at. Found out the next day after multiple x-rays and that type of shit that i had completely split part of my skull in two, and also broken my neck right at the top on the ring. So that little tumble left me in my closest hospital for 2 weeks, before getting moved to a different hospital for my operation, and then spending a week in that one to recover from the op. Then had to wear a neck-brace for 6 weeks too. I had soo much time off school but it was still a pretty shite experience, and it's the reason i always wear a helmet these days Oh, and here are some pictures; Day 1 Day 2 Whadd'you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam T Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 BLAH F***, that looks painful as! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunk mac Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Ahh, never noticed this thread. I guess my accident belongs here. Wasnt on a trials bike though, was on my Fit AM when i used to ride BMX park. I was attempting a 540 air off of the big quarter at my local skatepark, completely misjudged my landing point which meant that literally, there wasn't one. Came down onto my face on solid concrete from about 3 metres up in the air. Wasn't actually too painful at the time. The journey in the ambulance to the hospital was where my forehead started to really f**king hurt. I broke my nose, jaw, and 2 cheek bones aswell but the top of my face was where the pain was at. Found out the next day after multiple x-rays and that type of shit that i had completely split part of my skull in two, and also broken my neck right at the top on the ring. So that little tumble left me in my closest hospital for 2 weeks, before getting moved to a different hospital for my operation, and then spending a week in that one to recover from the op. Then had to wear a neck-brace for 6 weeks too. I had soo much time off school but it was still a pretty shite experience, and it's the reason i always wear a helmet these days Oh, and here are some pictures; Day 1 Day 2 Whadd'you think? think you win!! haha.. sore one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 think you win!! haha.. sore one Cheers mate, urmm have a validation vote:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Looks like someone shoved a cussion under your forehead How long could you not eat properly/were you not allowed to do sports because of that? Want to compare because some b*****d broke my jaw (by hitting me with no reason -.-) 2 years ago and I wasn't allowed to do any sport for 6months.. Nothing bad cycling, just the regular bruises etc. Though I seem to knock my balls often lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Looks like someone shoved a cussion under your forehead How long could you not eat properly/were you not allowed to do sports because of that? Want to compare because some b*****d broke my jaw (by hitting me with no reason -.-) 2 years ago and I wasn't allowed to do any sport for 6months.. Nothing bad cycling, just the regular bruises etc. Though I seem to knock my balls often lately Haha i know right, my face was pretty f**ked. I could hardly open my mouth for about 2 weeks, and the elastic band thingies i had attached to my teeth didn't help much either. I was living on a diet of mashed f**king potato and milkshakes And now i'm not allowed to play contact sports, although i do still play footy quite a bit, but no rugby, because any impact in the right place on my head could easily kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 My worst injuries have been on the bmx. Back in 99 I faceplanted the coping on a sketchy miniramp in stafford, no major damage, lots of blood, a couple of loose teeth, severe concussion and amnesia for a fortnight - still no accurate recollection of what happened, I was conscious though and walked to the ambulance I dead sailored the jumpbox at epic skatepark around 2005, handlebars punched a hole through the top of my thigh, an inch to the left and I would have lost testicles, a few mm to the right and I would have severed the femoral artery! Lots of blood was cool though, 9 stitches to close it and 18 months of the feeling of someone sandpapering the inside of my thigh. Worst on the trials bike I think would have to be the time I flipped over the bars and kissed a pallet, split both lips and gouged a huge chunk out of the inside of my bottom one, couldnt smile or laugh for ages because it just kept opening the hole up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.tattoo Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 i got a mad papercut from a kitkat wrapper whilst eating my lunch on a trials ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 i got a mad papercut from a kitkat wrapper whilst eating my lunch on a trials ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL ! Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Cool story bro but Ima' Keep Dancin' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunk mac Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 i got a mad papercut from a kitkat wrapper whilst eating my lunch on a trials ride bet that was a sore one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wip-bikes Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 My worst was probably was snapping most of the ligaments in my ankle. Broke my back too but that was only a minor fracture, sounds bad though dont it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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