matt.price Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) well , im the kinda dude who likes really bad jokes so i though LETS MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT ! so ill start us off... why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off thank you and G'night :arabia: Edited August 4, 2010 by matt.price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Here's mine. You, getting out of here On a seperate note, I'm pretty sure there's a thread on this somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) Here's mine. You, getting out of here On a seperate note, I'm pretty sure there's a thread on this somewhere was just an idea. EDIT : no trials jokes. just jokes in general Edited August 3, 2010 by matt.price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 What did hitler say to his troops before they got into their tanks? ...get into your tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi tasking male Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) knock, knock whos there ? i eep i eep hoo ? you eat poo ? what do you call a boomerang that dosnt come back ? a stick knock knock whos there ? boo boo hoo ? dont cry, it was only a joke chris Edited August 3, 2010 by multi tasking male Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 what do you call a boomerang that dosnt come back ? a stick whats brown and sticky ? a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6ft-midget Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 I feel dirty for participating, but hey-ho Whats black and white, and eats like a horse? A zebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowlly21 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 why did the one handed man cross the road ? To go to the second hand shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) whats black and scares women? me in my rape cape. ------------------- a new single has been recorded to help the flood victims of pakistan. 'Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed' will be out on Monday edit- just seen the last joke is on sickipedia but i was shown it by my uncle, so no sickipedia sluts moaning. sorry about my bad taste in jokes....... Edited August 3, 2010 by arw_86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 why couldn't the car play football? because it only had one boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 what's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree onto you? A snooker table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 what's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. that is awsome ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 What do you call a person who points out the obvious? A person who points out the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi tasking male Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 how do you catch a bear ? dig about a 10ft deep hole, put some pees around it and fill it with ash and then when the bear comes to take a pee kick it in the ash hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowlly21 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) what do you hit when you drop a piano a Hole A minor Edited August 3, 2010 by Rowlly21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Womans' rights! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) 15 posts minus OP's and we got there. Bless you, Jack Chinnery. Edited August 3, 2010 by Hannah Shucksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 15 posts minus OP's and we got there. Bless you, Jack Chinnery. Actually all we need now is : This thread [/thread] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMMM-JASON Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 knock knock, Whos there, Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 The benefits system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 The f**king Driving Standards Agency..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 What do you call a person who points out the obvious? A person who points out the obvious. Yes. This I like. I also like all of the bar jokes. A man walks into a bar. Ow! A dyslexic guy walks into a bra Two women walk into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it. A guy walks into a bar. He says "Can I have a bag of helicopter-flavour chips?" The bartender says, "Sorry, we only have plain." A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one. A baby seal walks into a club. I'm here all night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Man goes in a bar ...there was a time they just did crisps and peanuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 what's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. Made my sisters and Bro in law laugh for ages with that one. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) . Edited August 3, 2010 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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