casualjoe Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 I sprayed a whole asthma inhaler point blank onto mine when I was 10.. didn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 I've tried cutting them off and allsorts. This doesn't work because you may or may not know they have a root that goes into where ever they are so if they are cut off they just grow back from the root, if you want to cut it off you'd have to cut the root out like said before, could be a little messy though. I had them when i'd sayyy.. about 7 or 8 and i went to a homeopathic doctor (a Doctor who uses natural medisons(excuse the spelling) and things for those who didn't know) and she gave me this 'cream' stuff to put on them for a few months witch did shit-all, and then she told me to use my martial arts on them (not physical/literally) but mentally witch soon after they went so it could be a mental thing or something, i had them for a few years though always picked the to f**k though and that never worked (yummmyyy!!) Hope some of that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Since this topic was created I've developed 3 tiny little warts on my left thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifiedridah2k9 Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Has anyone had warts before? And how have you got rid of them? I've had mine for a while now as i rarely get time off to go see a doctor, but have tried a few things to get rid of them like all the 'old wives tricks', but to no avail. Please don't give answers like kryptonite. cheers I am replying to a topic i know alot on. This is gonna sound disgusting, last year i had 5 warts on one hand, and 18! on the other hand. I bought some of the freezing stuff from, oh i don't know, a chemist or tesco or something and that stuff didnt even help, i kept getting more and more and more. So i went to a doctor about 7 times, got them all frozen and after that 7 times they were fine. Although you may need less than 7, as i had 18 warts to get off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twista Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Get a brand new stanley knife, man the f**k up, cut the roots out, job done. Had to do it a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Since this topic was created I've developed 3 tiny little warts on my left thumb. Should stop giving hendrix hand shandys then,or at least wear gloves. I remember deep throatin him was like swallowing a corn on the cob whole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifiedridah2k9 Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 At one point i had one on every finger on my right hand, I f**king nucked em with that bazuka the varuka stuff and pulled all the black bits out with tweezers, after all the black bits were out as gross as it sounds i just bit the f**kers off, worked a treat as the black bits are the root things and as soon as there gone job done I had to read this while i was eating, i just had to! Should stop giving hendrix hand shandys then,or at least wear gloves. I remember deep throatin him was like swallowing a corn on the cob whole. Dude no! Have a joke but as i said in my other post i was eating while i read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Should stop giving hendrix hand shandys then,or at least wear gloves. I remember deep throatin him was like swallowing a corn on the cob whole. eeeehe. I was waiting for a similar comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 I had to read this while i was eating, i just had to! Dude no! Have a joke but as i said in my other post i was eating while i read that You could try not reading a topic called 'Warts' when eating though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 about 7 or 8 and i went to a homeopathic doctor (a Doctor who uses natural medisons(excuse the spelling) and things for those who didn't know) and she gave me this 'cream' stuff to put on them for a few months witch did shit-all Do you know what homeopathy is? Homeopathic sleeping pills are made by starting with caffeine extract, and then they water it down so much the end concentration result would be like putting a grain of sugar into a swimming pool. In fact they water it down that much that there probably isn't one molecule left of caffeine extract left in there. They believe water has memory and by doing this process it has an opposite effect of what you started with (caffeine keeps you alert, the opposite of that is tried). So yeah no wonder it did shit all. James Randi is known for taking a whole packet of homeopathic sleeping pills on stage when showing how bullshit it all just is. Who's idea was it to take you to a homeopathic 'doctor'?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifiedridah2k9 Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 You could try not reading a topic called 'Warts' when eating though... Well i thought it was just `how do I get rid of them' , not ` i bite my warts of' . Ach well, I wasn't sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Do you know what homeopathy is? Homeopathic sleeping pills are made by starting with caffeine extract, and then they water it down so much the end concentration result would be like putting a grain of sugar into a swimming pool. In fact they water it down that much that there probably isn't one molecule left of caffeine extract left in there. They believe water has memory and by doing this process it has an opposite effect of what you started with (caffeine keeps you alert, the opposite of that is tried). So yeah no wonder it did shit all. James Randi is known for taking a whole packet of homeopathic sleeping pills on stage when showing how bullshit it all just is. Who's idea was it to take you to a homeopathic 'doctor'?! Oh right i didn't know this, and my mum she thinks its amazingg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Oh right i didn't know this, and my mum she thinks its amazingg!! I see which parent you got your brains from... Sorry, I couldn't help it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Haha, I just checked xkcd for today and homeopathy came up on that too: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 XKCD is the most consistently brilliant thing on the web. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Oh right i didn't know this, and my mum she thinks its amazingg!! Slap your Mum in the face for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 This is my mum, she thinks it's amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 (edited) It sounds like the perfect time to follow up with a sentence that ends with tastes just like raisins. Killed it? I hope so. Edited July 12, 2010 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 XKCD is the most consistently brilliant thing on the web. Amazing. To people who understand The whole homeopathy thing explains laurence entirely. If you dilute his brain enough, he'll become super clever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 I ended up getting prescribed a silver nitrate pencil, and all it does is turn the f**king things black. Awesome, now they can be spotted from miles away. Going to go back to the docs I think and f**k her in the ass for prescribing a pencil, hopefully she'll get them frozen off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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