J.KYDD Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Excuse me, have you got any scottish in you? - No Do you want some? Also works for welsh, irish etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leistonbmx Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Also works for welsh, irish etc etc Unless they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Unless they do. Then you just reply, would you like some more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) once some girl came up to me and started licking my ears. and pretty much i didnt have to say anything. just having stretched ears gets girls talking to you. imo, stretched ears f t w. and putting on an accent works like a charm. Edited June 25, 2010 by l33th3tr33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) Just a cheeky smile at them across the bar while you're talking with a mate. Kinda shows them that you're interested enough to semi-ignore your mate for them, but not desperate enough to run over with your cock out. It's worked for me before, albeit a while ago. Edited June 25, 2010 by Bronz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you watch Crimewatch and would you like to be on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Do you like chicken? suck this it's foul... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'm kind of a big deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 The trouble is most girls don't have a sense of humour, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Actually, my missus started conversation with me. She opened with 'Have you seen those toasters that rotate…?' and then followed up the next time with 'What are your thoughts on eggs?' I'd have run a mile if I hadn't thought she was fit haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Actually, my missus started conversation with me. She opened with 'Have you seen those toasters that rotate…?' and then followed up the next time with 'What are your thoughts on eggs?' Lol, no wonder chat up lines are a guy thing, women suck at them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I have a slightly over average sized penis, maybe if you come back to mine i could show you it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Lame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 just having stretched ears gets girls talking to you. Ell, Oh Ell. Before every fag in the world had them because their favourite deathcore singerfag had them, they were kind of a conversation starter Then EVERYBODY got them, I was almost tempted to let mine heal as a result. My favourite line, And yes, It has worked a few times: "Ever had your boobs weighed?" "No" Grab their boobs and go WHAAAAAAY! I only actually try this on girls I vaguely know, I'd try it on a stranger but it could turn really nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Say to a bird 'I bet you 50p I can feel your boobs without you noticing.' They're obviously like 'Haha yeah go on then, not gonna happen.' Grab their tits, hand them 50p and say 'Oh well…' I guess it's more a molesting than a chat-up line though… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Say to a bird 'I bet you 50p I can feel your boobs without you noticing.' They're obviously like 'Haha yeah go on then, not gonna happen.' Grab their tits, hand them 50p and say 'Oh well…' I guess it's more a molesting than a chat-up line though… I like your style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. lmao...ah, anchorman is just full of worldly advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted June 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 ive got a 12" tongue and i can breathe through my ears........SPREAD 'EM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Like trials riders even talk to women anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe and all the other places too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Like trials riders even talk to women anyway. What the f**k are women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything... Ooooooooooh Sweet lemonade, Ooh lemonade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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