arw_86 Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Swallow this pill and count to 10... ooooooooooo romeoooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 "You have a spectacular hiney. I mean it's really good. I wanna be friends with it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Can you just hold my drink while I check your boobs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Can you just hold my drink while I check your boobs out. i think thats actually quite funny if said in the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franksx2005 Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 C'mon love, I lowered my standards surely you can lower yours?! Best one by far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Remember, it's not rape if you shout surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) The best chat up line I've ever had was..."so, shall we go destroy prawns office or do you fancy it on the sofa?" I've heard some brilliant ones out with Rainbird, that blokes amazing! Edited July 13, 2010 by Pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 One of the guys at T in the Park was talking to some lass about Islands and then used the line... "If you were an Island, would it be possible for me to leave my boat in your harbour?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isitafox Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Best one by far! Was used by my best mate when he was smashed an tryin to chat a bird up who was stood with her boyfriend. When he said it the bf looked like he were gonna smack him an I just started pissin maself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 If your in a place where your sat by a girl (school, bus, cinema) and you would really want to do criminal things to you drop some money by them on the sly then bend over, pick it up and say excuse me did you drop this. If they say yes and take it then f**k them there not worth it. If they say no, you reply oh its okay you can have it anyway ........... it pays to be beutiful. Worked once on the bus to our college bash rave. good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 If your in a place where your sat by a girl (school, bus, cinema) and you would really want to do criminal things to you drop some money by them on the sly then bend over, pick it up and say excuse me did you drop this. If they say yes and take it then f**k them there not worth it. If they say no, you reply oh its okay you can have it anyway ........... it pays to be beutiful. Worked once on the bus to our college bash rave. good night I'm gonna rush out and try this right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I'm gonna rush out and try this right now... It actually works ..... was i detecting sarcasm though because im on a go slow today ? Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 These are BAD at best buuuttt have worked for me or at least 1 friend! 1, you. Do you have a mirror in your knickers? Her. No why? You. Cos i can see myself in them! 2, You. You remind me of a parking ticket. Her. Why's that You. Cos you got FINE written all over you! 3, You. Fancy a f**k and a pizza? Her. No! You. Whats wrong dont you like pizza? Like i said these are pretty bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 You. You remind me of a parking ticket. Her. Why's that You. Cos you got FINE written all over you! I like this one haha with that you are guarenteedd some on a night out Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I like this one haha with that you are guarenteedd some on a night out Ashes. If I go out tonight and use that line, and don't get laid, I'm suing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 If I go out tonight and use that line, and don't get laid, I'm suing you. Haha okay, but if his fails........ just remeber mine, a guarented score. Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I like this one haha with that you are guarenteedd some on a night out Ashes. Hang on wait, how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hang on wait, how old are you? Not very :L Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hang on wait, how old are you? Exactly what I thought when I read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashes Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Couldn't resist putting something stupid like that haha. Ishould really grow up. Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Alty Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 1. "Hey Love, can you catch?" "Why?" "Youve got 2 balls coming your way" 2. "Here use my phone and ring your landlord" "Why?" "Your coming home with me tonight" Never tried them myself, but a sure winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Never tried them myself, but a sure winner If you have a time machine set for 1980. My mate did the money one, but changed it a bit, When he dropped the money in front of them, he'd lower his pants at the back, so when he bent over, they just got a face full of ass. I have no idea why or how, nor do I want to know, but he ended up with her number. Oh, and in case you didn't catch my username, here it is again: Ninja Manatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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