Tamness™ Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Ooooooooooh Sweet lemonade, Ooh lemonade Fail. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Fail. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE! Look at my horse, my horse is amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Where is it now? It's over there grazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Without meaning to sound obtuse: you're acute girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Without meaning to sound obtuse: you're acute girl. far too creative for a female brain surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob. Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 hi my names rob , works everytime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Apparently, according to my boss, the best one is just to ask a group of birds 'Can I get your opinion on…' and then start an interesting conversation with them. Supposedly, girls like to voice their opinions. Who knew…? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Sayers Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floorgive it a lick it tastes just like raisins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 once some girl came up to me and started licking my ears. and pretty much i didnt have to say anything. just having stretched ears gets girls talking to you. imo, stretched ears f t w. QFT. The amount of times I've had girls come up to me and ask; "Can I finger your ear?", I think it would be rude not to ask if I could slip my length inside of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 "Hi, I'm gay." Girls like gay guys so its gotta work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 "Hi, I'm gay." Girls like gay guys so its gotta work This plan cannot fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Alright love, do you reckon the plane takes off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 If they have a tattoo say "Nice tattoo, reminds me of anal sex" Winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 hi my names rob , works everytime Until I put my number into their phone as Liam, then they tend to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 is your dad a baker cus you got nive buns is your dad a butcher cus your butch catch agoat you've pulled etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 catch agoat you've pulled etc etc Why a goat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt.price Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Why a goat? off an advert. kinda lame :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) is your dad a baker cus you got nive buns is your dad a butcher cus your butch catch agoat you've pulled etc etc The advert says "Get your coat, you've pulled" Edited June 30, 2010 by PeanuckleJive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatrip Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Its worked once (she was plastered) Hey gawjuss your coming with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David20 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 The advert says "Get your coat, you've pulled" No it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 No it doesn't. Are you talking about the original advert from about 7 years ago, or some crappy remake that intentionally changes it to catch a goat in an attempt to catch those who remember the original? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Later that night: You know; it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David20 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Are you talking about the original advert from about 7 years ago, or some crappy remake that intentionally changes it to catch a goat in an attempt to catch those who remember the original? This one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 This one: That's the piss take remake, fair enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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