arw_86 Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) right as i have witnessed over the years on this forum, there are some cheesy bastards floating about haha. i was told 2 chat up lines the other day which one is actually good and seems to work, whilst the other is just hilarious! post yours up with pictures of actions (like demonstrated by me) if required. mine!.....the one that works. you: hi, where are you from?! her: (example) sheffield you: oh! i heard girls from sheffield are awful at kissing! ....some girls will want to prove you wrong! the hilarious one! (which could actually work as its so funny and crap) you: excuse me! do you know where the nearest vets is? her: no. why? you: cos these swans are SICK!....(whilst striking this pose!....well sort of, the hands should be pointing outwards to make it look more like a swan) Edited June 24, 2010 by arw_86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 You'll do, lets roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 More of a command, "Shut up and get in the van" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 You'll do, lets roll. Hahaha, I like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I've got a knife and a condom, wanna know the difference? I'm not prepared to use a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I've got a knife and a condom, wanna know the difference? I'm not prepared to use a condom. Hahaha. Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Amazing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip-Mod Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 If you think this chat-up line is cheesy you should see my knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt man t Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 if you was a bogey, id pick you first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I have the entire english dictionary tattooed on my penis, how about we go back to my place and i put some words in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 morning after question; Me - You dont have aids do you? Her - No, why? Me - Its cool, i just didnt want to catch it twice. Havent actually tried it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Hello big tits looking for some action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 morning after question; Me - You dont have aids do you? Her - No, why? Me - Its cool, i just didnt want to catch it twice. Havent actually tried it yet. i done a smimilar thing once, just rolled over and said, "best go get checked out now eh, u dirty whore", and she laffed! LOL! and then we do it again! lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mista-neos Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 You look like my next Ex love that one ahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 A couple, got a barage of them in my head lol but cbb to write them out, cheer and ill give you some more lol "Me and you are going to have sex tonight, do you know why?" "Because I'm stronger than you are" And "I f**king hate mornings" "Fancy coming to cheer me up tommorow?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip-Mod Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) alright darlin' fancy going halves on a bstard? Edited June 24, 2010 by Flip-Mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 the only one I can remember that worked was... 'You cant sit there, my invisible friend is sitting there' Yes, I pulled her.... lol...My favourite is: nice legs, what time do they open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I havent tried this one yet but it goes like this: - Walking down a street when you see a girl coming towards you get out your mobile and pretend to talk to someone - when she gets close hold out your hand and ask her to stop - Then finish the conversation on the phone with "so it's ok then? great byeee" - after that say to the girl "My mum says it's ok for you to come home with me" if your good enough at acting and make it look good I rekon it would work. This next one I did the other night and it worked I put it in the happy thread: "I've got a small willy and I'm rubbish in bed but I think you should give me a chance" Another one that worked for me not too long ago isn't really a chat up line but it is unusual basically in the club I walked up to a girl and just did a rolley polley (spelling?) right in front of her then just started talking as if nothing had happend. My back really hurt the next day though. A similar one to that I ran across the dance floor and slid a few meters on my knees with my hands out in front of two girls, that didn't work though. "My friends think I would be really good for you" Can't think of anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I tend to skip talking and go for the stealth approach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leistonbmx Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 You breath? Ok. You'll do I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 A girl once asked to lick my nipples. It ended up with me and her friend getting on quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Some of the lines in here are pure gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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