Davetrials Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Im in hospital atm and was erm, having trouble pooing cos im on so many painkillers. So they gave me a colonic, fuuuuuuuuuck me do i feeel good now haha. anyone else had one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 (edited) Wouldn't mind giving it a go to be honest. I've heard good things. Some people get addicted to it. I'd feel a bit embarrassed though asking for one. DIY kit? Edited May 30, 2010 by Mr Motivator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 How much weight you lost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Was it fun watching all the turds come back out the tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 what the f**k is a colonic? is it that tube they shove up the doodah ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 9:36 AM, Mr Motivator said: DIY kit? Take the head off your shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 11:46 AM, casualjoe said: Take the head off your shower Talking from experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 A guy at work got a colonic bought for him by his missus for valentine's day. What a gift to buy someone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 11:59 AM, PeanuckleJive said: A guy at work got a colonic bought for him by his missus for valentine's day. What a gift to buy someone! It is if you want to have bum fun. Better than getting a turd rammed down your piss hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 11:57 AM, Si-man said: Talking from experience? Uhhh.......no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 after they take the tube out, isn't there still quite abit of water up in your botty that doesn't get sucked out so I imagine you'd just sort of squirt it out around your room like a loose garden hose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 12:18 PM, Si-man said: It is if you want to have bum fun. Better than getting a turd rammed down your piss hole. The female bought it for the male though, kinky bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 12:28 PM, PeanuckleJive said: The female bought it for the male though, kinky bastards Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Offt, wonder what they are going to get up to They are supposed to be good for you, get rid of all the toxins and stuff in your bowels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 I could see a camel-back working quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 I've heard nothing but good about them, apparantly you get like a build on the sides of toxic stuff, and it doesn't do you any good, so when you have the procedure done you tend to be more energetic and that because your body isn't having to deal with the toxins all the time. There are people who have them once a year to keep things running smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebelistic Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I think a healthy diet with plenty of fibre/wholefood would mean there's no need for one (unless like the topic starter you're on painkillers etc.). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 On 5/30/2010 at 11:46 AM, casualjoe said: Take the head off your shower Although most showers do that thing of going stupidly cold, stupidly hot and then warm when you turn them on....a painful experience I imagine. I wouldn't mind giving it a go. Trials-Forum Health Spa Day anyone? Shake of the other halves and spend some 'us' time together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirt jumper jake Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 On 6/2/2010 at 3:36 PM, anzo said: Although most showers do that thing of going stupidly cold, stupidly hot and then warm when you turn them on....a painful experience I imagine. I wouldn't mind giving it a go. Trials-Forum Health Spa Day anyone? Shake of the other halves and spend some 'us' time together? Hahaha you actual legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 If we all meet here there's enough irrigation for everyone, just need a masseuse on hand for the full spa experience.. All in the name of good health lads dont be shy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wtf is one? Same as an enema? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 I can really see the benefits, and wouldn't mind going for one. I just wouldn't know where to start and it's probably ridiculously expensive for essentially sticking a hose up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 You can probably buy a at home kit for less than 10 quid. Basically a bag you hang somewhere high and a tube up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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