Laurence--Trials Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Everyone says stuped things, most of witch are normally funny so post them on here make people laugh Mine: Me(and bike): HOONKK on the brakes. Mum: do your brakes need some oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Everyone says stuped things… Quoted for irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Jack Chinnery starting the "trials forum is dead topic" And then posting "If you don't like the way the forum is ran, who runs it and who the sm's are. f**k off over to 4chan." RIIIIIIIGGGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted March 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Had a feeling this might go nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Jack Chinnery starting the "trials forum is dead topic" And then posting "If you don't like the way the forum is ran, who runs it and who the sm's are. f**k off over to 4chan." RIIIIIIIGGGHT Mindraped me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanuckleJive Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 MadManMike = genius! ahahahaha I choose that as my quote of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 4Chan is so tempting right now, might get some intellectual conversation over there I give this topic ten minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otacon Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 "If you had not committed such sins, god would not have sent a nightmare like me upon you" Was on a film, thought it was awesome to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 (edited) im gna take a chance and say 'in'. Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life - Terry Pratchett "Whos that?" "Your mum" "Chris Sharma is my mum?" "Yeah hes got long hair and big muscles, what more do you want?" Edited March 31, 2010 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 “Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Had a feeling this might go nowhere Why did you post it then maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 "I came all over his drivers door handle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 am i bad, planning sex 3 months in advance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 The path of the rightious man, is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGANCE UPON THEE!!! blam BLAM blam!!' Orginally Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction but heard in- Cypress Hill 'make a move' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet. Initially from Vanishing Point and subsequently by Axle Rose in 'Breakdown'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 The path of the rightious man, is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGANCE UPON THEE!!! blam BLAM blam!!' Orginally Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction but heard in- Cypress Hill 'make a move' Wasn't it originally by Ezekiel? Samuel is cool and everything, but I don't think he wrote anything in the bible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ah, touche! (not sure how to get the accent there?) But can you remeber the chapter and verse though for extra internet brownie points? (or depending if people are prejudice to religion, sad points) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Ah, touche! (not sure how to get the accent there?) But can you remeber the chapter and verse though for extra internet brownie points? (or depending if people are prejudice to religion, sad points) No, I can't. I could cheat and Google it but I won't. For some reason 12:34 rings a bell though (cue how ridiculously wrong I am) EDIT: for é you do 'alt gr' + e Edited April 1, 2010 by JD™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 No, I can't. I could cheat and Google it but I won't. For some reason 12:34 rings a bell though (cue how ridiculously wrong I am) EDIT: for é you do 'alt gr' + e Haha thanks man. It's a toughie, although I would also be flumouxed if i hadn't heard it just the other day in Pulp Fiction. Ezekiel 25:17 (you're nearly right if you double the chapter and half the verse lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6ft-midget Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Seeing as we're quoting movies. It'll be easier to link to the vid haha Full metal jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Haha thanks man. It's a toughie, although I would also be flumouxed if i hadn't heard it just the other day in Pulp Fiction. Ezekiel 25:17 (you're nearly right if you double the chapter and half the verse lol) That's like that annoying Natwest advert: Stupid cunt of a wbanker: 'Does anybody know what a standing order is?' Twat of an uneducated shit: 'Is it one that comes in?' SCOAWB: 'You're nearly right!' No. You're not. In fact, assuming that you had a 50/50 chance of a standing order being something that comes into or out of your account, you are TOTALLY AND UTTERLY WRONG. Apologies, that advert just riles me. lol. EDIT: Forgot the point. I'm TOTALLY AND UTTERLY WRONG. Back to Pulp Fiction school for me. Edited April 1, 2010 by JD™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) …Apologies, that advert just riles me. lol.… Dude, I am so f*cking with you on that. Does my head in. Edited April 1, 2010 by Bronz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 But, you're talking about it and it's stuck in your mind. Surely in a way it's done it's job haha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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