anzo Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 This should be interesting. What is the worst lie you've ever told? Did it get you out of trouble, did it make things worse? Mine: When I was about 12 I stopped over at a mates house who lived down the road. In the morning we decided to go swimming, so we got his stuff together and walked over to my house to collect my things. I didn't think that it was the summer holidays and my parents were at work - but left a key at my grans, a good 5 minute walk away (a lot when you're little!). Forgetting this I tried the door at my house, obviously it was locked. Out of pure annoyance and anger I kicked the bottom glass panel and my foot went cleanly through it. The panic mode set in and I began wondering what the f**k I was going to do to get out of it. After some crying and some head scratching I decided to walk to my mums work (15 minutes away) and inform her that someone had broken our glass window. She paniced thinking someone attempted to break into the house; so she left work and walked home with me. We got to the house and cleaned up the mess - my mum rang my dad who had just finished work, he got home and obviously wasn't too pleased. So he rang the police, as I was the first one to see the damage, they took a statment. Around this time there was another lad who lived up the road, he was a complete b*****d to me and a week previously he had threatened to 'brick my windows' - he was about 12 too and would obviously never do such a thing. I told the good old Derbyshire Police Force of this threat which they took seriously and instantly went to his house to have a word with him. Of course he denied it all and the window was replaced by my dad and it went no further. To this day my parents still think this lad damaged our window and have never questioned my actions. This was almost 10 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Hahaa, how you got away with that, i will never understand. Taking a statement from a 12 year old would be quite amusing . Mine would probably be at school, we was throwing stones to see how far we could throw then (how childish) and i heard a loud CRASSHHH in the background. Proud but shocked of my actions, i instantly blamed it on my friend, who got excluded. Oops. He still hasnt forgiven me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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club_card Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I did a similar thing with a window not that long ago I was waiting for my mate to come down from his flat and my handlebar was leaning against the glass of the front door it went through and smashed, that window had been replaced three times in the last week. One of his neighbors came about 30 seconds later and opened the door then realised the glass he was furious I said I didn't even realise it was broken. Soon after my mate came down and about 5 other neighbors they were all really pissed off we then rode off and they never found out it was me. Another one was last summer my ex-girlfriend dumped me on the first day of our holiday (7 days long what a bitch!) and admitted that she had kissed another boy when she was at a camp in america a week before. I made her feel really bad about cheating on me but I had slept with three different girls while she was away and kissed a few more. I found her diary by mistake and read it and it said that she had shagged this south african surfer (Dickhead) and not just kissed him so she lied to me! the next day I went out a bought a diary with a padlock on it wrapped it up and gave it to her on the last day of our holiday Her face went from being extremly exited to really guilty she looked petrafied and was saying sorry all the time we were on the plane I made her feel really really bad although I had slept with Three other girls. Oh well I supose theres a time in life for cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 "The results were negative, you've got nothing to worry about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I think the worst lie I've ever told was when I was about 6. For some reason I ran away from home. Probebly because I wasn't alowed sweets or something... I hid in my attic for about 10 hours, went to sleep behind this pile of bricks we had left over from a loft conversion, pissed my pants too. I remember this policeman poking his head in twice then went away. I sneaked down to my room to change my pants, and looked outside the window and there was about 10 police cars and a helicopter with a search light looking for me. I knew I was in big trouble, so I jumped over the back wall, ran around the block then back to the front of my house. Everyone on my road was looking for me, and there was so many police. I just said I went for a walk and got lost. Didnt even get in trouble haha. Still havn't told my rents I was in the house the whole time. Teach them not to give me sweets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I think the worst lie I've ever told was when I was about 6. For some reason I ran away from home. Probebly because I wasn't alowed sweets or something... I hid in my attic for about 10 hours, went to sleep behind this pile of bricks we had left over from a loft conversion, pissed my pants too. I remember this policeman poking his head in twice then went away. I sneaked down to my room to change my pants, and looked outside the window and there was about 10 police cars and a helicopter with a search light looking for me. I knew I was in big trouble, so I jumped over the back wall, ran around the block then back to the front of my house. Everyone on my road was looking for me, and there was so many police. I just said I went for a walk and got lost. Didnt even get in trouble haha. Still havn't told my rents I was in the house the whole time. Teach them not to give me sweets hahahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzapie.. Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) When i was like 12 i was shineing a laser pen on a bb gun in to the house over the road, after a while i think they got pissed off with a red dot on there head and T.V so the come round to my house, i had to make out i never even had one when my mum got it for me the day before, she took it off me in the end. When the people over the road come to my housei had to run into the bath room andm ake out i was taking a shit, although i forgot i left the laser on my bed . Still to this say 3 years on they hate me.... Edited February 5, 2010 by pizzapie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Where's the lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 When i was like 12 i was shineing a laser pen on a bb gun in to the house over the road, after a while i think they got pissed off with a red dot on there head and T.V so the come round to my house, i had to make out i never even had one when my mum got it for me the day before, she took it off me in the end. When the people over the road come to my housei had to run into the bath room andm ake out i was taking a shit, although i forgot i left the laser on my bed . Still to this say 3 years on they hate me.... Similar story, but i had one of those 100,000,000 candle watts torch beasts, Shining it over the road on their gaff, saw the curtains move me n my mates shitted it so went to kip, not before a few more goes; we was 10. Next day saw a meat wagon outside there house and thought f**kf**kf**k, The Asian chap come over to me and my mate thanking us and gave us both £10, my step dad later told me that 3 crackheads had broken into the house and were moving everything into the garden, and 'i saw' them so decided to alert the owners in a cunning way. No one apart from me and me mate knows that we were being twats. The guys were arrested and were found out they broke into 3 other houses that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 (edited) Ermmm... crash was what? A main hall window. FAIL. TROY the good simaritan. Edited February 7, 2010 by Maxie_Monty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Come on! More!!! Change the topic title to something more inviting. As I love this thread, being the annoying, vain, little shit of a 15 year old I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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