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Granted - but as soon as you get a car someone'll crash in to the back of you, somehow make it look like it was your fault and you'll be banned for two years. Then you'll fail your test 7 times after you're allowed to drive again and get killed on your 8th - I find it funny that you were to pass it that time - by questioning the authority of a truly over-worked, under-paid, stressed to f**k examiner. Then he'll steal your identity and spend all your money on atrocious shit, so when the cops are investigating the murder they'll see all these sketchey as f**k purchases on your card.

I wish everyone died.

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Granted - but as soon as you get a car someone'll crash in to the back of you, somehow make it look like it was your fault and you'll be banned for two years. Then you'll fail your test 7 times after you're allowed to drive again and get killed on your 8th - I find it funny that you were to pass it that time - by questioning the authority of a truly over-worked, under-paid, stressed to f**k examiner. Then he'll steal your identity and spend all your money on atrocious shit, so when the cops are investigating the murder they'll see all these sketchey as f**k purchases on your card.

I wish everyone died.

Bloody hell put alot of thought into that.

Granted but your the only one left and you have no arms or legs.

I wish that finding a job was easy.

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granted, but the only job going is to pleasure the pensioners in the post office queue.

i wish i had hair

Granted, everywhere but your head.

I wish Phil Mitchel had a pink affro and a green french moustache.

(Photoshop image would be much appreciated !)

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Granted, everywhere but your head.

I wish Phil Mitchel had a pink affro and a green french moustache.

(Photoshop image would be much appreciated !)

Im at school so paintshop quickie

Granted - but now you have to rub his testicles,

i wish i had a new bike.

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Granted, but instead you must go to prison and you'll never quite manage to keep hold of the soap in the shower

i wish my dissertatiom, design project, management essay, lab report and the rest would be finished to an excellent standard right now

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Granted- but instead you have no penis.

I wish i could kill the guy outside using a concrete saw on the road with no repurcussians

Granted, but he's a zombie, so he's gonna come back to life sooner or later!

I wish I had some more mint-hot-chocolate powder... It's gone missing.

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Granted but your least favorite person in the whole world comes to stay with you for 3 weeks

I wish the stuff I ordered would arrive already

Granted - but to only find the box. Wheres the stuff got to? :)

I wish i wasnt so addicted to this thread. Sideburns the legend :D

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