Mikey Tomo Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted - but as soon as you get a car someone'll crash in to the back of you, somehow make it look like it was your fault and you'll be banned for two years. Then you'll fail your test 7 times after you're allowed to drive again and get killed on your 8th - I find it funny that you were to pass it that time - by questioning the authority of a truly over-worked, under-paid, stressed to f**k examiner. Then he'll steal your identity and spend all your money on atrocious shit, so when the cops are investigating the murder they'll see all these sketchey as f**k purchases on your card. I wish everyone died. Gra.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMMM-JASON Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted - but as soon as you get a car someone'll crash in to the back of you, somehow make it look like it was your fault and you'll be banned for two years. Then you'll fail your test 7 times after you're allowed to drive again and get killed on your 8th - I find it funny that you were to pass it that time - by questioning the authority of a truly over-worked, under-paid, stressed to f**k examiner. Then he'll steal your identity and spend all your money on atrocious shit, so when the cops are investigating the murder they'll see all these sketchey as f**k purchases on your card. I wish everyone died. Bloody hell put alot of thought into that. Granted but your the only one left and you have no arms or legs. I wish that finding a job was easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish that finding a job was easy. granted, but the only job going is to pleasure the pensioners in the post office queue. i wish i had hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I wish everyone died. Granted but your the only one left and you have no arms or legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 granted, but the only job going is to pleasure the pensioners in the post office queue. i wish i had hair Granted, everywhere but your head. I wish Phil Mitchel had a pink affro and a green french moustache. (Photoshop image would be much appreciated !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Granted, everywhere but your head. I wish Phil Mitchel had a pink affro and a green french moustache. (Photoshop image would be much appreciated !) Im at school so paintshop quickie Granted - but now you have to rub his testicles, i wish i had a new bike. Edited February 3, 2010 by Maxie_Monty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Granted it's an action man bike I wish i had more relentless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Granted it's an action man bike I wish i had more relentless Better than nothing i suppose. Granted - but there all empty cans. I wish i didnt have to go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Granted, but instead you must go to prison and you'll never quite manage to keep hold of the soap in the shower i wish my dissertatiom, design project, management essay, lab report and the rest would be finished to an excellent standard right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Granted - But only to find your teacher has a strange fetish for eating coursework.. i wish i didnt get corrupted everytime i right the next post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 granted, you are no longer able to write in this thread i wish i had some toast right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 granted, you are no longer able to write in this thread i wish i had some toast right now NEEVVERRRR! Granted - but burnt. I wish i wasnt so cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 NEEVVERRRR! Granted - but burnt. I wish i wasnt so cool. Granted.... I wish I didn't have work to night so I could just go chill with mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Granted.... I wish I didn't have work to night so I could just go chill with mates NOT GRANTED - YOU ARE A SLAVE. i wish i was drunk right now. Edited February 3, 2010 by Maxie_Monty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Im at school so paintshop quickie Granted - but now you have to rub his testicles, i wish i had a new bike. Ha ha ha, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Ha ha ha, thank you. Anything for a nottingham boy haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted but you drunk on cow sperm. I wish there was no war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted but you drunk on cow sperm. I wish there was no war Granted but there's lots of lairy drunken soldiers walking around ever town centre in the Uk and sleeping with your girlfriend. I wish i didn't have such a f**king migraine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted- but instead you have no penis. I wish i could kill the guy outside using a concrete saw on the road with no repurcussians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted- but instead you have no penis. I wish i could kill the guy outside using a concrete saw on the road with no repurcussians Granted, but he's a zombie, so he's gonna come back to life sooner or later! I wish I had some more mint-hot-chocolate powder... It's gone missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I wish I had some more mint-hot-chocolate powder... It's gone missing. Granted - at the price of one of your testicles. I wish days didnt go so quickly. Slowwww downn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Samsam~ Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted but your least favorite person in the whole world comes to stay with you for 3 weeks I wish the stuff I ordered would arrive already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_Monty Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted but your least favorite person in the whole world comes to stay with you for 3 weeks I wish the stuff I ordered would arrive already Granted - but to only find the box. Wheres the stuff got to? I wish i wasnt so addicted to this thread. Sideburns the legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Granted - but to only find the box. Wheres the stuff got to? I wish i wasnt so addicted to this thread. Sideburns the legend how nice Granted your internet hooby is gay porn I wish i had more jack daniels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMMM-JASON Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 how nice Granted your internet hooby is gay porn I wish i had more jack daniels Granted but the man him self shows up and beats you with a large fish. I wish i had a new skateboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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