l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but the milk is travelling at the speed of light, and therefore the universe implodes. I wish the universal constant was time, not speed. I don't understand a word of that but granted. you are dead. I wish I had a monkey butler called jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but you have to pay him in sexual favours. i wish uni didnt cost so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 You can have your university debt cleared by massaging Gordon Brown's prostate, then having nails hammered through each one of your finger nails. I wish females weren't rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but none of them will sleep with you, ever i wish my assignment was finished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but it was due yesterday i wish i could stop time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but every time you do you get brutally raped. I wish the next poster wrote in all caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 GRANTED BUT YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE LOWERCASE LETTERS see? i wish i could kameha-meha (dragonball Z style) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 GRANTED BUT YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE LOWERCASE LETTERS see? i wish i could kameha-meha (dragonball Z style) Granted but when you do the world will end. I wish i had more explosive parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) granted, but they'll kill you first i wish i was pregnant Edited January 31, 2010 by ogre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you're the father. I wish every body had their faces on the other way up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you're the father. I wish every body had their faces on the other way up. Granted but yours will be normal and you shall become an outcast. I wish the moon was made out of cheese instead of moon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you're the father. I wish every body had their faces on the other way up. moon cheese: granted, your stuck on the moon, with water, no food, and your lactose intolerant i wish i wasn't addicted to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but your now addicted to granny porn. Wish i wasnt sore after the ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but your now addicted to granny porn. Wish i wasnt sore after the ride. Granted but you can never ride again without your hands turning into huge open sores. I wish I could win the £40,000 a year for life lottery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you can never ride again without your hands turning into huge open sores. I wish I could win the £40,000 a year for life lottery granted but your divorce settlement leaves every payment to your estranged rusian transvestite ex wife. i wish the fart i just had, never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you can never ride again without your hands turning into huge open sores. I wish I could win the £40,000 a year for life lottery Granted but you cannot do a single thing with the money. I wish water didn't freeze :@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but your divorce settlement leaves every payment to your estranged rusian transvestite ex wife. i wish the fart i just had, never happened Granted but you just shat yourself. Wish my motorbike was road leagel again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) granted but you've forgotten how to ride, and will never learn again. i wish money did grow on trees edit: i also wish i could type properly and use punctuation Edited January 31, 2010 by shamus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) granted but you've forgotten how to ride, and will never learn again. i wish money did grow on trees edit: i also wish i could type properly and use punctuation Granted, but you're blind and cant see the money to pick it up And also Granted, but now you cant read. I wish I owned the world Edited January 31, 2010 by l33th3tr33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted but since the world is my oyster, you can have my oyster and that is all. I wish the gillette advert would stop running! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted but since the world is my oyster, you can have my oyster and that is all. I wish the gillette advert would stop running! Granted but now you have to use a cheese grater to shave I wish car insurance was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted, but you will be involved in a car accident every day I wish I was an NFL player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted, but you will be involved in a car accident every day I wish I was an NFL player Granted, now you are a fat, greasy american. I wish beer was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 (edited) granted, you've been removed from NHS cover, and all other medical institutions, worldwide i wish my arse wasn't so tickley after the aforementioned fart Edited February 1, 2010 by ogre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 granted, you've been removed from NHS cover, and all other medical institutions, worldwide i wish my arse wasn't so tickley after the aforementioned fart Granted-But i'm scratching it I wish i was In London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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