l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but your commited to suicide. I wish pastry was easier to make. Granted, but you have to use your dick as a rolling pin. I wish I had more money for more tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you have to use your dick as a rolling pin. I wish I had more money for more tattoos. granted but there all of this: I wish I could eat as many burgers as I want for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted your american I wish i could be bothered to do the ironing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I wish i could be bothered to do the ironing But your only allowed to iron your own gentiles. I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 But your only allowed to iron your own gentiles. I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. Granted but everything else goes tits up i wish i was mating with jessica alba right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but everything else goes tits up i wish i was mating with jessica alba right now Granted, but you found out the hard way that she is, in fact a he. I wish I had a dominoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but its covered in monkey fecies and Gordon browns Sprem. I wish I had a wish come true without consequence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but its covered in monkey fecies and Gordon browns Sprem. I wish I had a wish come true without consequence Granted, but your wish is to sleep with susan boyle. I wish I had a new bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but your wish is to sleep with susan boyle. I wish I had a new bike. Granted, but it's a 2" toddlers bike with a dildo for a seat. I wish my f**king magura would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but your wish is to sleep with susan boyle. I wish I had a new bike. Granted, but the bike you receive is an appollo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but the bike you receive is an appollo nooooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but the bike you receive is an appollo lol I wish I was a lot more powerful on my bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I wish I was a lot more powerful on my bike Granted, but paralyzed when your not on your bike I wish I wish I had an infinite supply of Muller yoghurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 lol I wish I was a lot more powerful on my bike Granted, but everytime you kick your chain snaps. I wish there was no snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but paralyzed when your not on your bike I wish I wish I had an infinite supply of Muller yoghurts Granted but there all out of date and rotting. I wish i was made of ice cream in a cold place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ. Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) I wish i was made of ice cream in a cold place. Granted but some big fat ginger bird gets to eat you alive, I wish I could own one of every car ever made. Edited January 31, 2010 by TJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but some big fat ginger bird gets to eat you alive, I wish I could own one of every car ever made. Granted, but none of them have an engine and are all rotting like f**k. I wish I could read minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Granted but you've got the runs you cant go 2 minutes without shitting. I wish I could be a pilot. Edited January 31, 2010 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you've got the runs you cant go 2 minutes without shitting. I wish I could be a pilot. Granted but you have no hands. I wish I had a wheelchair to do wheelies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have no hands. I wish I had a wheelchair to do wheelies Granted but there is no wheels on it. Wish i had some lucozade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but there is no wheels on it. Wish i had some lucozade. Granted, but you have to drain it orally from Linford Christies member. I wish beating the meat to smutty videos on the interweb highway didn't give my computer viruses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you have to drain it orally from Linford Christies member. I wish beating the meat to smutty videos on the interweb highway didn't give my computer viruses. Granted but you lose your meat. I wish I had an unlimited supply of Wheatabix and milk and sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Granted, but the milk is travelling at the speed of light, and therefore the universe implodes. I wish the universal constant was time, not speed. Edited January 31, 2010 by NVWOCI WVS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Granted but the weatabix are mouldy, the milk has gone off and the sugar has sugar bugs in. I wish I had unlimited money. EDIT: sorry two posts - I'm such a fail Edited January 31, 2010 by Laurence--Trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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