NVWOCI WVS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but the tea you make from your remaining teabags will give you aids. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but a rabbit in a hat with a bat beat you to death I wish i could teleport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but a rabbit in a hat with a bat beat you to death I wish i could teleport Granted, but only to the nursing home. I wish I was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but technically un-dead doomed to walk eath for all eternity I wish i had more pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but technically un-dead doomed to walk eath for all eternity I wish i had more pizza Granted, but you have to Eat it Dirty Sanchez style. I wish my mouth wasn't so dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twitch-119 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted - but you can only drink piss I wish i could see my girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted - but you can only drink piss I wish i could see my girlfriend Granted-Only after I've seen to her. I wish my mouth wasn't so dry without the aid of Urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but each part of her body is in separate tupperware containers, and you are only permitted to view one at a time. I wish I was better at sleeping and routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted - but you can only drink piss I wish i could see my girlfriend Granted. but shes with someone else, yes i'm that low. I wish i was invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have aids i wish i didnt have to have correction on my ankle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 this is the best thread to come home drunk to ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twitch-119 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 lot more than i expected, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have aids i wish i didnt have to have correction on my ankle Granted but you have to have correction on your wrist. I wish i could do the splits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have to have correction on your wrist. I wish i could do the splits. Granted but you have to stay there forever. I wish i could actually f**king sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you only have horrible nightmares resulting in shitting the bed I wish i hadn't have spent the whole day drinking coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you only have horrible nightmares resulting in shitting the bed I wish i hadn't have spent the whole day drinking coffee Granted. But for the rest of your life the only liquid you drink is jizz I wish i woke up earlier to get ready to go climbing, and not came on here to read gthe whole thread. DOH! im late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but your still late due to having to pass a turd the size of a large melon I wish i'd slept last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 you did, with your mum... i wish i could see into the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted - but you're blind. I wish i was irresistable to women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but the women want to eat you. I wish the speaker on my mobile phone worked again, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but the women want to eat you. I wish the speaker on my mobile phone worked again, Granted- But all your phone will pay is Miley Cyrus and Susan boyle. I wish i didn't have such a f**king hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted- But all your phone will pay is Miley Cyrus and Susan boyle. I wish i didn't have such a f**king hangover. Granted but from now on your only allowed to drink condensed (sp) fart. I wish my room was tidy all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but your room is a cage owned by a big friendly S&M fellow. I wish I had something to do this afternoon besides uni work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but it is cleaning the bathroom with solely your tongue i wish i was commited to stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but it is cleaning the bathroom with solely your tongue i wish i was commited to stuff Granted, but your commited to suicide. I wish pastry was easier to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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