NVWOCI WVS Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I gave my girlfriend crabs last year, and chlamydia the year before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I gave my girlfriend crabs last year, and chlamydia the year before that. If carlsberg did valentines gifts...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I have this same issue every year, it seems a bit of a silly celebration but it I like seeing her smile. after 5 attempts i'm running out of ideas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Amen to that. Valentines day is just another load of shit to get all you 'chumps' to buy junk nobody wants or need. Maybe so, but the 'chumps' are almost garunteed nookie that night, where as everyone else is spending a week in the dog house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Maybe so, but the 'chumps' are almost garunteed nookie that night, where as everyone else is spending a week in the dog house. Say that again and I WILL be forced to kill you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Get her Tea Towels! DAMN WOMAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Say that again and I WILL be forced to kill you! Nookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Maybe so, but the 'chumps' are almost garunteed nookie that night, where as everyone else is spending a week in the dog house. Prostitute, probably cost less than what a lot of people are paying for valentines day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 BUT, Only one "Satisfied with how much you love me in presenting me with this token to celebrate my bday/valentines day/milestone/xmas present" sexual favour. And They DO Exist! Why do so many people on here have to beg/buy themselves sexual activity from their own goddamn girlfriend? Besides which, presenting a gift on Valentine's Day is hardly a token of love - in fact, it's the exact opposite. If you loved her then you wouldn't have to make some lame-ass cliche 'gesture' to show it, and if she loved you then she wouldn't require such a transparent act in order to reciprocate it (or give that suck job or whatever you've got Feb 14th outlined in black pen on your calendar for). Jeez, talk about people mugging themselves off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 As im only 16, and doing jewellery in 6th form. Making a bracelet for her. Pizza hut and cinema. And she loves spongebob, novelty gifts = Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 "Guaranteed nookie" - I get that everytime I see the Mrs. I don't need to buy her cheap tat or spend thousands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 i like the photo frame idea, memorable and very affordable. and its not cheap and skanky. and i also agree with the whole 'buying yourself sex', easiser way is just pay for a hooker, its probably cheaper.. but like what some people have said, i love making her smile and thats all it matters right? if you love her enough things get a bit unconditional then a £300 valentines weekend would seem worthwhile to some people, as long as she's happy, i'm happy. steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 But it's prompted, isn't it? Or in other words, would you be doing it if nobody else was? A girl smiles twice as widely (and spreads her legs twice as readily, if that's the arrangement you've got) when you buy her a present or take her somewhere nice just for her, not for the satisfying of some 'social norm'. Maybe it's just that I'm stubborn and uncompromising, and if I think this way about something then 1) I'm not going to change my view based on popular opinion and 2) if I ever got served with a 'buy me a card of p'ss off' ultimatum, then I'd gladly leave. Still, it'll all make for good entertainment when the next round of 'me missus woz talkin to sum otha lad an now i reckon she fancies him an d im gonna smash him at school tmoz' reports in the 'The Girl Trouble Thread' are further fueled by a Valentine's outlay of x-hundred pounds the week before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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