315r Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 When I read the title of topic I have wait a side hop of 3 wood pallets or something like that...... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianatrials Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 It's alright. Most begginers get around 70" so your slightly under-average. Good effort though. lol I think thats close to the highest sidehop yet! But really though, you just need to practice more, quit being such a noob and do a real sidehop roflol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Kerley Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) yeah thats pretty cool, but i managed 68" without a rear tyre or tube, getting there bud Edited January 18, 2010 by Matt Kerley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Clayton Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Yeah its not bad, ive been riding about a year and i can only just sidehop onto my dads high top van, im a slow learner. KOOL u pics? I thought Damon had big muscles? whos damon? Here's a picture of my biggest side hop here. I've only been riding for 20mins. nice ride where can you purchase them from? yeah thats pretty cool, but i managed 68" without a rear tyre or tube, getting there bud thanks mate bud pal fella amico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob. Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Lol you legend ross haha Rob x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 KOOL u pics? Na because the same day i dropped my camera into a sharks mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Clayton Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Na because the same day i dropped my camera into a sharks mouth. oh my..... thats preposterous! hope averything work out ok for you next time! Thanks many! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 loser, get a haircut. found me a bike yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Do you all have your own tape measures you take with you to group rides, or do you nominate one person to take one that everyone can use? Thats the closest I have come to pissing myself laughing ever! Edited January 18, 2010 by Matt Vandart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Clayton Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Thats the closest I have come to pissing myself laughing ever! Really? because if what you said is true, then all i can say is god help you people! YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR! Edited January 18, 2010 by Mr Clayton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 This thread is (certified) Retarded for the following reasons:- 1) If that's fake, then it's really, really badly done. 2) If it's real, then to say 'is this any good?' like you really have no idea doesn't make you sound modest, it makes you look like one of those kids who sees a group of other rides, goes over, watches what they're doing, copies the move the same or higher, then rides off without saying a word. 3) Real or not, in the final picture you look like a contorted spastic. As we know, not all retards are spastics in the same way that not all spastics are retards, but in this case, you are both. 4) You carry a tape measure, which implies that either you measure before doing it to see if it needs to be tried, or you measure afterwards, heart beating fast in anticipation like a lottery entrant with sweaty hand clutching ticket, waiting to see if it was really worth it. 5) It's a thread about sidehopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 This thread is (certified) Retarded for the following reasons:- 1) If that's fake, then it's really, really badly done. 2) If it's real, then to say 'is this any good?' like you really have no idea doesn't make you sound modest, it makes you look like one of those kids who sees a group of other rides, goes over, watches what they're doing, copies the move the same or higher, then rides off without saying a word. 3) Real or not, in the final picture you look like a contorted spastic. As we know, not all retards are spastics in the same way that not all spastics are retards, but in this case, you are both. 4) You carry a tape measure, which implies that either you measure before doing it to see if it needs to be tried, or you measure afterwards, heart beating fast in anticipation like a lottery entrant with sweaty hand clutching ticket, waiting to see if it was really worth it. 5) It's a thread about sidehopping. Wow. Someone feels strongly about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Czar Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 C'mon guys, lighten up, yeah the cameraman has changed position in the last 2 frames or whatever, but it is pretty well done if I must say so myself. liked it, good, and well thought out joke. That's if it is a joke..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dd Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 (edited) Looking forward for that edited video too! Edited January 18, 2010 by 3dd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) I thought Damon had big muscles Willy? Thats better . HE LIES, its 67.somthing. Pftftftftrftr canny be true. Maybe he isnt lieing and just achieved a miracle? With a bike full of helium, maby an anterlope as wheels, with a duck for a spoke? Hmm, im on to you..... :lol: Too much sugary tea + onions = ? a random post, in a random topic, WHY ONIoNS? . Edited January 19, 2010 by TROYston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason222 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I think I know what's going on. Quite surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusevelt Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 affraid not, or it would spoil the video when it comes out! Let me guess, you'll film yourself tucked on top of the wall, then hop down to backwheel position, then you just edited the footage in reverse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) This thread is (certified) Retarded for the following reasons:- 1) If that's fake, then it's really, really badly done. 2) If it's real, then to say 'is this any good?' like you really have no idea doesn't make you sound modest, it makes you look like one of those kids who sees a group of other rides, goes over, watches what they're doing, copies the move the same or higher, then rides off without saying a word. 3) Real or not, in the final picture you look like a contorted spastic. As we know, not all retards are spastics in the same way that not all spastics are retards, but in this case, you are both. 4) You carry a tape measure, which implies that either you measure before doing it to see if it needs to be tried, or you measure afterwards, heart beating fast in anticipation like a lottery entrant with sweaty hand clutching ticket, waiting to see if it was really worth it. 5) It's a thread about sidehopping. 6) You're wearing a tank top Edited January 19, 2010 by l33th3tr33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris4stars Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) is it my screen...or is that a pink helmet too Edited January 19, 2010 by chris4stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33th3tr33 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 is it my screen...or is that a pink helmet too This thread is (certified) Retarded for the following reasons:- 1) If that's fake, then it's really, really badly done. 2) If it's real, then to say 'is this any good?' like you really have no idea doesn't make you sound modest, it makes you look like one of those kids who sees a group of other rides, goes over, watches what they're doing, copies the move the same or higher, then rides off without saying a word. 3) Real or not, in the final picture you look like a contorted spastic. As we know, not all retards are spastics in the same way that not all spastics are retards, but in this case, you are both. 4) You carry a tape measure, which implies that either you measure before doing it to see if it needs to be tried, or you measure afterwards, heart beating fast in anticipation like a lottery entrant with sweaty hand clutching ticket, waiting to see if it was really worth it. 5) It's a thread about sidehopping. 6) You're wearing a tank top 7) You're wearing a pink helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zzy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 jesus, you lot need to get out more and ride instead of bitching over trials forum at least ross goes outs and rides, this photo was done as a piss take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris4stars Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) its quicker/easier to get a laugh from the amusing jokes that have followed on from that 'piss take' im pretty sure the time it took to post a reply didnt take enough time out of the day to not go riding! almost ironically, it would have taken more time for you to get the photos taken, uploaded, topic created with photos posted...(and then the subsequent replies in response) Edited January 19, 2010 by chris4stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith!! Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) edit Edited January 19, 2010 by Mat Smith!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Some of you lot are such miserable fannys. Lighten up, or it'll never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogdan_vtt Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When I read the title of topic I sidehoped 47"...now after reading this topic, i can do 67" easily i gotta admit that it wusn`t easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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