willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) i just wanted to hear if there were any funny ones or if you made one up? post it! ill start with one i made up...my trials bike doesnt have a seat...you could say its a....pain in the arse? Edited January 7, 2010 by willdudeXD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyBazz (: Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) Only trials related joke I've heard is off some extremely drunk guy, ""oi you, did you know your bike doesn't have a seat? hahaha" Edited December 30, 2009 by DannyBazz (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispyboy Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 WHY DO YOU RUN LOW PRESSURE ?I DONT IM FAT REALLY BAD HAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 lol, on my unicycle i always get,you lost half your bike mate, wahey! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullapool Trials Rider Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 My bike feels really sticky. Ooops i forgot its a Gu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Not really a joke, but more of an annoying question like the seat one.Your cranks are well small, (me:no that's a freewheel you nonse) Me and paul did start saying the length of are cranks at one point , that really confuses kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 LOL i just made up another really bad onewhat do you call a chain that smells nice?links :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic84echo Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I had a non trialsy friend laugh at the fact I rode a koxx. He wen't 'haha, you ride cocks'. To be fair to him, not knowing anything about trials, at all, it was quite sharp, and a little bit funny at the time. He stopped laughing when I asked him if he'd like a ride.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossMcd Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 LOL i just made up another really bad onewhat do you call a chain that smells nice?links :3God that one was soo bad! The type of bad joke you cant help but have a little chuckle at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 LOL i just made up another really bad onewhat do you call a chain that smells nice?links :3That made me lol That made me lol If you want to confuse a cyclist, say 'your wheels are spinning' they'll stop and look to see what is wrong 50% of the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyBazz (: Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 That made me lol If you want to confuse a cyclist, say 'your wheels are spinning' they'll stop and look to see what is wrong 50% of the time! My dad did that, and I fell off my bike, b*stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 thought of another one...what do you get if you shout into a trials frame?echo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullapool Trials Rider Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals?A ZOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Beach Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals?A ZOO!LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psycholist Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 How can you identify a trials rider's coffee cup?It's the one with the ground rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) LOL got 2 more what do you get if you tear and onza in half? onza rip what do you call an onza with wings? onza bird Edited December 30, 2009 by willdudeXD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullapool Trials Rider Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What do you call a man that lives on a mountain? Rockman!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 okay this ones duisgustin but..... how can you tell 2 trials riders are gy? they tongue eachothers rim what trials bike is equal to eleven? onza (onze is french for 11) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullapool Trials Rider Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What do you call a female brake? A maggie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 My bike feels really sticky. Ooops i forgot its a Gu. LOL i just made up another really bad one what do you call a chain that smells nice? links :3 What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals? A ZOO! LOL got 2 more what do you get if you tear and onza in half? onza rip what do you call an onza with wings? onza bird okay this ones duisgustin but..... how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay? they tongue eachothers rim okay this ones duisgustin but..... how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay? they tongue eachothers rim What do you call a man that lives on a mountain? Rockman!! All of you, go die! If you got quoted twice, then do so twice. what trials bike is equal to eleven? onza (onze is french for 11) Even you know that's not funny, being as you explained it. Not even worth laughing at because you're such an idiot, it's just actually shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINDUS Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 All of you, go die! If you got quoted twice, then do so twice. Even you know that's not funny, being as you explained it. Not even worth laughing at because you're such an idiot, it's just actually shocking. Thats the best bit yet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Why did the Trial-Tech rim stop spinning? Because it was tired. This is so shit its fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I LIKE TO RIDE KOXX LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 why couldn't the trials computer stop? because it had a floppy disk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I don't think you understand how jokes work mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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