Greetings Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: Roughly my height in heelsWeight: Not too much but not anorexicHair colour: Chestnut or black, not blond. Eye colour: BrownRace: White or Asian though I wouldn't mind a black girl for a while as long as she's hot.Religous beliefs/If any: don't care as long as it's not exaggeratedRough body shape: Slim but definitely not flat.Age group: my age or a year olderSmoker/Non smoker/Either: non smokerAlcohol consumption: low but must enjoy getting sloshed once in a while.Accent: (might be silly but i couldn't spend the rest of my life with someone whos got a f**king irritating accent) does not apply to my language.Level of education/Intelligence: High, verging on the erotic.Level of ambition: High, verging on the erotic.What quality must this person have: fun, charming, altruistic.What quality must this person not have: Egoism.His/her opinion of an ideal future: Preferably none. Personality: Open.Anything else you'd care to add: The 14th season of Top Gear ends with a Bolivia special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 But that's like, waaay short.No it's not, my wife is 5ft and half an inch tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Gender:FEMALEHeight:WHATEVAWeight:NOT FATHair colour:DONT CAREEye colour:DON'T GIVE A MONKEYSRace: MAYBE, ASLONG AS SHES NOT TO QUICKreligous beliefs/If any:WHATEVARough body shape:GOOD SHAPEAge group:16+Smoker/Non smoker/Either:WHATEVAAlcohol consumption:LOTS,LITTLE NO PROBLEM ASLONG AS THERES SEXAccent: SEXYLevel of education/Intelligence:WHATEVALevel of ambition:DONT CAREWhat quality street must this person have: THE ONE WITH CARAMEL IN ITWhat quality street must this person not have:THE ONE WITH NUTS IN ITHis/her opinion of an ideal future:SEXPersonality:WHATEVAAnything else you'd care to add: SEX ALOT OF IT. Edited December 10, 2009 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Samsam~ Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 When I find perfection, I'll let you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 No it's not, my wife is 5ft and half an inch tall.Jesus, I'm near on 6ft now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Jesus, I'm near on 6ft now Wow, seriously?!Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncy H Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 She can be anyone I want her to be.Haha that made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: Generally shorter than me, but I find some taller girls attracctive.Weight: Im looking for no more than a size 1 at the very most and they would have to be very well proportioned at that.Hair colour: Brunette/BlackEye colour: Not Fussy, but if I can pick Emerald Green or Sky Blue, but nice eyes can be any colour.Race: Not really fussy, but I can't see myself marrying a black woman. I like asians, indians, white girls etc... religous beliefs/If any: Im not going to get on well with a hardline baptist, but it's not an issue unless it got in the wayRough body shape: All I require is a handful of each boob, they don't need to be any bigger, I want a firm peachy ass, I don't mind a bit of muffin-top but it does need to be minimal.Age group: Im 23 now so 18 or 19 is about as low as I could let myself go, i'd probobly even find that I bit of an issue.Smoker/Non smoker/Either: preferably an occasional smoker as I smoke, but I hope to stop soon.Alcohol consumption: Same as me, no more than maybe 4 pints on a prticular outing and maybe 2-3 outings a week...Accent: I wont be able to articulate what im after here but most english accents get on my tits a little bit (sorry guys :$ ) generally its the more southern accents I don't like so much.Level of education/Intelligence:Level of ambition: Moderately High - I want someone with ambition, but not someone that forgets about everything for a single endeavour.What quality must this person have: KindnessWhat quality must this person not have: DeceitfulHis/her opinion of an ideal future: Detached house, 2-3 kids, comfortable financially, good health for those around them.Personality: Slightly extroverted, some one that everyone warms to, good hostess. Caring, loving sensitive. Anything else you'd care to add: Im pretty sure i've actually met this girl but she had a boyfriend at the time and has since become pregnant....The search goes on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 This is my perfect woman.She can be anyone I want her to be.You may laugh but go to the middle east, good looking Arabic girls are f**kIN STUNNING!My perfect bird -------eyes left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: ShortWeight: skinnyHair colour: Ginger/Brown/darkEye colour: anyRace: whitereligous beliefs/If any: NONERough body shape: tiny tight ass and small ish titsAge group: 15 plusSmoker/Non smoker/Either: None smoker.Alcohol consumption: As much as meAccent: Irish or normallLevel of education/Intelligence: what everLevel of ambition: HighWhat quality must this person have: FUN What quality must this person not have: Being a push overHis/her opinion of an ideal future: No plans Personality: Fun/funny.Anything else you'd care to add: LOVES THE COCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Height: My height ishWeight: not excessively skinny, a little bit of meat to her.Hair colour: Blonde or RedheadEye colour: BlueRace:White Caucasianreligous beliefs/If any: NoneRough body shape: subtle hourglassAge group: 16-20Smoker/Non smoker/Either: EitherAlcohol consumption: Not excessively or too regularlyAccent: Anything that is really different to mine (northern, Scot, or eastern european would be perfect ) Level of education/Intelligence: Intelligent to understand or recognise quotations or references to films, music or TVLevel of ambition: Some ambition, over confidence is big headed, too little is depressingWhat quality must this person have: The ability to laugh and make me laughWhat quality must this person not have: Too self obsessed, too much bitchingHis/her opinion of an ideal future: Accountant avec glasses Personality:Anything else you'd care to add: Alternative skater style, but not excessive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Gray Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 ever seen dan pat of thecomeup? life man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 ever seen dan pat of thecomeup? life man.I'd say more like 5 years ..But it'd be worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 My perfect bird -------eyes leftYour right, everytime i see your avatar it makes me want to have a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Gender: FemaleHeight: ShortWeight: skinnyHair colour: Ginger/Brown/darkEye colour: anyRace: whitereligous beliefs/If any: NONERough body shape: tiny tight ass and small ish titsAge group: 15 plusSmoker/Non smoker/Either: None smoker.Alcohol consumption: As much as meAccent: Irish or normallLevel of education/Intelligence: what everLevel of ambition: HighWhat quality must this person have: FUN What quality must this person not have: Being a push overHis/her opinion of an ideal future: No plans Personality: Fun/funny.Anything else you'd care to add: LOVES THE COCK.HAHAHHAHAHA MY girl friend just saw this and she is not happy !!!only cuz it dosent describe her haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 HAHAHHAHAHA MY girl friend just saw this and she is not happy !!!only cuz it dosent describe her hahaSurely if she read one of your comments in here, it's quite likely she'll see that one too? Welcome to singledom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 (edited) HAHAHHAHAHA MY girl friend just saw this and she is not happy !!!only cuz it dosent describe her hahaAnything else you'd care to add: LOVES THE COCK. Yeah it doesAnyway, my listGender: FemaleHeight: Can't really go too short, it gets awkward. 5'5 at the lowest I would say. Anything up to about 6ftWeight: I like currrvy girls, not lolipopsHair colour: Dark preferablyEye colour: Blue eyes are always nice but as said before in the thread, any colour can be niceRace: Whitereligous beliefs/If any: Whatever she likes aslong as it doesn't over rule things to an unreasonable levelRough body shape: Give me a good arse and i'll be happyAge group: 2-3 years either side of meSmoker/Non smoker/Either: None smoker Alcohol consumption: Enough, Accent: Any UK accent really except for Buuuuuuurrrrrrnley. Level of education/Intelligence: Intelligent please, would like some conversationLevel of ambition: None, I want them to be at the highest point they can so I dont have to do anythingWhat quality must this person have: Understanding my humourWhat quality must this person not have: Overly organisedHis/her opinion of an ideal future: Open mindedPersonality: Good giggleAnything else you'd care to add: Once, I saw 3 ducks Edited December 11, 2009 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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