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You Know Its Christmas When......


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random but what makes you know its christmas? apart from the date lol (by christmas i dont just mean like christmas day i mean generally around this time of year)

ill give a few examples

....'the goonies' is on tv

....when the film with arnie tryin to buy his son an action figure is on

....when i go to the german market in brum

....when you get alot fatter over the space of 2 days

....when you get turkey and stuffing sandwiches for a week straight for lunch

add your own, funnier the better. What makes christmas, christmas for you?

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You've got to go into that dingy dirty cold f**king attic to get some shitty 5 year old decorations out so you can look like very other generic house on the f**king street.

Everywhere starts doing offers oN celebrations/Roses/Quality street etc and When Beers 3 cases for £20 at most super markets.

Christmas is alllll about the booze. From the 18th of december to the 1st of january i plan to spend approximatly 93% of that time shitfaced. The other 7% will be spent mildly intoxicated, asleep and eating.

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I know it's Christmas when people ask "What makes you know it's Christmas?" and other such annoying questions.

we need to give you a miserable git award. Everytime you post something its moaning or you being pretty much a ball bag.

....this is a happy place! this is christmas!!

you know its christmas when.....people like JD are scrooges. Then again he always seems to be.

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