MikeCottTrials Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I have been farting what seems like every few minutes since the meal was finished.I'm not sure how it could possibly last this long, what the hell can I eat to stop it?Its not even empty farts, I mean they stink.I made it through an interview this morning just holding them in but its getting annoying now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Sorry I can't help but I have to....HAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Sorry I can't help but I have to....HAHAHAHAHAHA!Thanks for your support lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 what the hell can I eat to stop it?Proper food, and a lot of it....force it through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I've opted for loads of water but I'm still puffing away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Blend cabbage, baked beans and hard boiled eggs. Drink. No more farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I've opted for loads of water but I'm still puffing awayDepending on the quantity, water will only make it worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 As Adam said. You'll be needing to hold onto your bog seat for dear life soon enough; explosive diarrhea is probably soon to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Eat loadsa Asparagus and Sugar Puffs. Then the stench of your piss will counteract it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISO2 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hold it then let the body dispose of it at some obseen untimly manner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Stand on your head for ages. All the air will rise up to your bum, thus, speeding the process up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 lmao im actually almost crying ! i think this is the funniest topic ive sen for ages ... apart from that guy kicking a black guy in the nadshahaha yeah but what bjh said lean against a wall with your ass pointing up hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I thought it was calming down this morning, which it has, but it's still doing it just less frequently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Take it back to Mcdonalds for a refund, it's obviously faulty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Eat loadsa Asparagus and Sugar Puffs. Then the stench of your piss will counteract it.It is strange how when you eat sugar puff's your piss just smells the same. Used to find is pretty entertaining but now the novelty has worn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Stand on your head for ages. All the air will rise up to your bum, thus, speeding the process up.LMFAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo-Scott Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Got to make the most of this. Get a few of your mates in a small room and just let go. Its clearly the best way to go about the situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 It is strange how when you eat sugar puff's your piss just smells the same. Used to find is pretty entertaining but now the novelty has worn off.I managed it with BBQ Sauce at the weekend - it delivered a whole new outlook on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higgzGU! Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Take it back to Mcdonalds for a refund, it's obviously faulty.LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISO2 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Stick a tens belt around you gut for half hour on the higest setting, that should make some movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzapie.. Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Just hold them for aslong as u can let it rip and leave the room let other suffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Wow you ask for constructive advice and this is what you get.If it doesn't pass in a few days, bottle it and sell it to shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 It starts with farting, next you'll have McGutache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe O'Connor Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) Your just going through the first sign of puberty, we have all had it . Edited December 2, 2009 by Joe O'Connor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daborn Meister Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Join this group and help this kid failYeah this kids a willy, help him fail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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