bollo you ball-bag Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 You must be retarded. They look retarded, and the only reason people want/buy them is that they're too retarded to buy something that every other retard isn't buying.In fact, this thread is retarded. I bet you're all going to buy those horribly tacky £10 cards that measure up like a piece of A3 paper and have some weak-as-piss message printed inside.This is why Christmas makes me sick. Either dump her for the festive season, or do what I do and live in a different country.mate. f**k OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 (edited) You must be retarded. They look retarded, and the only reason people want/buy them is that they're too retarded to buy something that every other retard isn't buying.In fact, this thread is retarded. I bet you're all going to buy those horribly tacky £10 cards that measure up like a piece of A3 paper and have some weak-as-piss message printed inside.This is why Christmas makes me sick. Either dump her for the festive season, or do what I do and live in a different country.your going to die alone covered in your own urine...Ugg boots are a good idea if that's what she wants, personally I'll be thinking in terms of tickets for something EDIT: Tony Harrisons profile has C3P0 listed as real name and bitch master in personal info, nothing more needs to be said Edited November 17, 2009 by MikeCottTrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I don't like Ugg boots either, but if that's what she wants then get them...That reply was harsh man, I thought I was a grinch lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Deere Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 your going to die alone covered in your own urine...EDIT: Tony Harrisons profile has C3P0 listed as real name and bitch master in personal info, nothing more needs to be saidNot thought for a second that while some people like anonymity on the internet, others almost *need* it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Transformers (bumble bee) and jewlery easy as you like im sorted and i already know where to get the items from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You must be retarded. They look retarded, and the only reason people want/buy them is that they're too retarded to buy something that every other retard isn't buying.In fact, this thread is retarded. I bet you're all going to buy those horribly tacky £10 cards that measure up like a piece of A3 paper and have some weak-as-piss message printed inside.This is why Christmas makes me sick. Either dump her for the festive season, or do what I do and live in a different country.Your such a tight b*****d, dumping some one over the christmas season . If your not going to reply wiuth some thing helpful then please dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 nothing im gunna die alone. ahh well atleast it will be cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Deere Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 nothing im gunna die alone. ahh well atleast it will be cheap After years of long term relationships, I can safely say that singledom is the way to go. This year has been a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You having a gf makes me giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Although I will surely die alone, and indeed covered in my own urine, and probably worse, the bit about dumping her for Christmas was a mere joke. My own female is French and high-maintenance, so I won't get away with being a 'tight b'stard', you can be sure of that. She likes my shiny gold metallic skin, and the fact that I command b'tches with my steely gaze.Sorry I just hate Ugg boots, or rather anything that 'everyone' buys at the same time. I had a rant about them at a mate's house, and his housemate's girlfriend informed me that she'd worn them that night, and pointed at hers in the corner. I didn't feel bad, I just decided that she obviously needed the support of her friends to make a decision on what to wear, since she hadn't worn anything like that before they became 'fashionable'.I admit it was a bit harsh, like, but I was in that kind of mood. Larking around aside though, I just could never buy clothes or jewellery, simply because you can never be sure you'll buy the right thing (unless you're told specifically what to buy - I bought boots last year!!).Ah, Christmas, what a f'cking load of old w'nk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 (edited) I love you. Everybody other than Simpson, Allen, Ash, Mike and yourself can jog on though. Edited November 17, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Just fyi, Ugg boots are about as far away from FMBs as you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I bought boots last year!!Ugg boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ugg boots? No, chic leather ones. Like I said, she's French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 (edited) MikeCottTrials said: your going to die alone covered in your own urine... No he isn't, he's probably going to die happy - he's got a sense of humour. Ugg boots are Edited July 14, 2020 by The Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 possibly a DSi with some games...she says she just wants me home for christmas, which of course I will be.Plus, possibly taking her to Disneyland end of Jan >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 If you don't know what your girlfriend likes, you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 No he isn't, he's probably going to die happy - he's got a sense of humour.Ugg boots are gay as f**k.When your mates told you ugg boots where gay its because you had them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I've already bought her pretty much everything i can think of that she wants/ likes....She wont tell me, wont even give me a clue.Yay the fun begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 If you don't know what your girlfriend likes, you suck Was the double meaning intentional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 The only thing I can think of that my wench wants is a netbook, but she won't use it till next september, when she starts high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Tony Harrison = TruthThis thread is comedy gold, all you bitchin' like little girls, great effort, has made my less than interesting morning.And FTR, yes Ugg Boats are both gay, shit and everything else bad in the world.My missus also would like a netbook, will she get one, not a chance. more likely the usual, shiny silver jangley things. Women are just like magpies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Mines just gonna get my cock slapped on her face while I'm hurling abuse at her and her parents watch, before I pull my trousers on and f**k off to put it in one of her mates, if she keeps acting like such a f**king idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Ah, Christmas.......................Wonderfull festive time with presents for all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Ah, Christmas.......................Wonderfull festive time with presents for allAh the old purple translucent dildo, I remember when they made the original mould for that, was struggling to get plaster of paris out of my pubes for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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