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Christmas Presents For The Lady ?


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You must be retarded. They look retarded, and the only reason people want/buy them is that they're too retarded to buy something that every other retard isn't buying.

In fact, this thread is retarded. I bet you're all going to buy those horribly tacky £10 cards that measure up like a piece of A3 paper and have some weak-as-piss message printed inside.

This is why Christmas makes me sick. Either dump her for the festive season, or do what I do and live in a different country.

That made my f**king day - and I just got my student loan through :P

Seriously guys... It's November...

Edit: Also - MikeCottTrials... Why would him telling the truth result in him urinating over himself shortly before dying?

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If I was bought Shoezone shoes for Christmas, I'd end it.

Nah srsly - New Look, Peacocks, Topshop, Dorothy Perkins, aaand, check out www.boohoo.com (Y)

Peacocks is definitely on par with shoezone.. If a guy bought me stuff from peacocks for xmas I wouldn't be very happy. If a guy bought me stuff from peacocks in general, I wouldn't be very happy.

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when you put it like that, it sounds remarkably like youve got a hooker for a girlfriend.

not your brightest moment.

that joke with the slippers and dildo is gold though ;)

i've read through this thread and all i have in my head is flippin boots!

music is quite a good thing to get, aslong as you know what you're buying!

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not your brightest moment.

that joke with the slippers and dildo is gold though ;)

i've read through this thread and all i have in my head is flippin boots!

music is quite a good thing to get, aslong as you know what you're buying!

i dont have a clue what im buying lol, i just buy it because i no she likes it ha

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