Guest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Every time i ask the question she replys with "i want you" .... What are you getting your lady freinds ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I think im goin for a pair of slippers and a dildo,and if she dont like the slippers she can go f*ck herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) A kick in the f**king face.Oh shit, Kevin I love you - new sig time... Edited November 16, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Beat me to it...Nick, this is your one chance to get laid. Go round and give her your dennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 LMFAO ^^ dennis well shes... well not... frigid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Congratulations, you've managed to keep a girl interested long enough to scare her off with your cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Congratulations, you've managed to keep a girl interested long enough to scare her off with your cock ROFLCOPTERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I think im goin for a pair of slippers and a dildo,and if she dont like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.Hmm where have I seen this joke before?! Ahh yes FHM lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Hmm where have I seen this joke before?! Ahh yes FHM lolIs it your mission in life to go round and ruin the comedy and hilarity on every webpage or just tf? Just cause your jokes are shit doesn't mean you have to spoil it for others.Now leave, troll.I'll be getting mine a.. oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Take her round town and see if she points out anything she likes Us ladies drop plenty of hints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsmax04 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ive got the girl an ipod nano as its what she wanted. £103.99 off amazon for the 5th gen one. Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ugg boots, relatively cheap and simple cheap site for real ones http://www.uggstore.gg/uggs/products/gbp.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 LOL, you're buying your missus FMB's for crimbo ? You Sir are a legend ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ROFLCOPTERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 LOL, you're buying your missus FMB's for crimbo ? You Sir are a legend !fmb's????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ugg boots, relatively cheap and simple cheap site for real ones http://www.uggstore.gg/uggs/products/gbp.htmlLook in new members there was a thing about ugg boots going cheap! Lol. Seriously buy her some perfume or something like gift vouchers or a little pendant with a lil pic of you in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) Look in new members there was a thing about ugg boots going cheap! Lol. Seriously buy her some perfume or something like gift vouchers or a little pendant with a lil pic of you in!she wants ugg boots lol. last year she got me a shirt, exactly the same one as the one i said i didn't like a week earlier when we went shopping. Edited November 16, 2009 by bollo you ball-bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 fmb's?????????????????????Fuck Me Boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 lmao ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Fuck Me Boots.why call them f**k me boots?im having a blonde day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 why call them f**k me boots?im having a blonde day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrEvil270183 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 On a serious note, you'll find something that she'll love on here. Look through the different stuff and think about about stuff she has that may be similar. necklaces, bracelets, etc on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ugg boots, relatively cheap and simpleYou must be retarded. They look retarded, and the only reason people want/buy them is that they're too retarded to buy something that every other retard isn't buying.In fact, this thread is retarded. I bet you're all going to buy those horribly tacky £10 cards that measure up like a piece of A3 paper and have some weak-as-piss message printed inside.This is why Christmas makes me sick. Either dump her for the festive season, or do what I do and live in a different country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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