JT! Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I was trying to reassure him it wasn't painless.Well done guys, he's probably shitting himself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 no pain no gain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Where's all this 'it doesn't hurt' crap come from? I nearly knocked the bitch out when she swabbed me, and I have a SERIOUSLY high threshold for pain! Richlol my appointment was early in the morning...maybe my cock wasn't awake yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I had a blood test, urine test and a swab around the tip of the penez. No swab down my japs or any other uncomftorble surpises. Don't forget to ask for free condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 It's the barbed umbrella you don't want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I saw a very unusual porn video the other day the guy´s willy was so fat that the lady could actually fit two fingers in his slit, very disturbing.I dont think a swab would scare him too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tris Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I saw a very unusual porn video the other day the guy´s willy was so fat that the lady could actually fit two fingers in his slit, very disturbing.I dont think a swab would scare him too much.1 Guy on Screwdriver?? Anyone seen that. thats some seriously f**ked up shit to be honest.Hahaa, amazing how this post was made just before the Peep Show episode with jeremy refusing to shove anything up his nob hahaa.Kinda on topic....whats the chances of getting a chick pregnant from anal..... cos i cummed up her arse, and saw it trickle out and maybe run a bit down her pussy.....I know the chances probably aren't that high but im pretty worried now and realise it was a pretty stupid thing to do.....shit. Anyone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Kinda on topic....whats the chances of getting a chick pregnant from anal..... cos i cummed up her arse, and saw it trickle out and maybe run a bit down her pussy.....I know the chances probably aren't that high but im pretty worried now and realise it was a pretty stupid thing to do.....shit. Anyone??Verrrrrry low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Kinda on topic....whats the chances of getting a chick pregnant from anal..... cos i cummed up her arse, and saw it trickle out and maybe run a bit down her pussy.....I know the chances probably aren't that high but im pretty worried now and realise it was a pretty stupid thing to do.....shit. Anyone??Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sixstreet Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 what do japanese people call a japs eye?The sleeping round eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 The sleeping round eye.in japan...NOTHING sleeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!Hero points for quoting Full Metal Jacket to that man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) ? Edited July 14, 2020 by The Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Harding Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 What if she has it anyway without realising nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 (edited) What if she has it anyway without realising nugget.Then he'll have it too.It's a plan with no drawbacks. Edited September 30, 2009 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 why do that with a gf? could just get a randomer you f**ked recently to do it right? rather than someone you actually like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 why do that with a gf? could just get a randomer you f**ked recently to do it right? rather than someone you actually like...The GF element means she won't demand a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 JT, not all girls ask for a condom, trust me feels so much better when you arent sure if you are gonna wake up with the clap the next morning or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 If you get a sexual disease, how long is it untill it comes up? apart from chlamidia obv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Think it varies from disease to disease. Some will lay dormant for a bit, like chlamydia, and can appear around 2 months later. Things like warts tend to only appear in a break in the skin, so even itching the old fella too hard could reveal one in a few weeks time as well as getting it caught in your flies in a drunken attempt to piss. If you have trouble pissing or anything, get down to the clinic, can be just a bacterial infection but could be an sti, as the piss hole tightens up and make it hard to pee.Yeah ive been to a clinic, and yeah its scary (the swab hurt f**kloads) and no i didnt have anything thank f**k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 JT, not all girls ask for a condom, trust me Yeah ive been to a clinic, and yeah its scary (the swab hurt f**kloads) and no i didnt have anything thank f**k I'd rather ware a condom than have something shoved down my eye.I guess you have the opposing opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Wearing a condom doesn't mean you WONT get aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Just cos i had a check, doesnt mean i went in thinking i had a problem. I had just started seeing my now current girlfriend and wanted to make sure i was clean before i slept with her, cos i cared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'm doing kinda the same man, you think if i sign up at a local doc's they do it all there in pompey?Cos at home everyone uses drop in centres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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