Mark W Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Much like with Christ himself. Ooooooh!In unrelated news: Anal, we need you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Once again the Christians etc decide to let the thread die rather than explain themselves.Well that's because it's completely impossible to explain any of the crap that's in the Bible. It won't change their outlook on the subject of course but that's just because they're a bit dim. Sarcasm based in fact there folks, I call it sarfact.Anal, we need you!Everyone needs a little anal in their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Much like with Christ himself. Ooooooh!In unrelated news: Anal, we need you!I'm just about to start my sisters oak floor. Hopefully I'll have that finished tomorrow and I'm all yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm just about to start my sisters oak floor. Hopefully I'll have that finished tomorrow and I'm all yours.Sod the oak floor, we have more important things to do like... find God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Lad Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 What a complete buffoon that caller is.You have to think though that anyone who even thinks the creation story is even feasible is just as blindly ignorant and stupid as the caller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 " God's about as real as daffy duck, thats my opinion....." "...... but people know what daffy duck look likes, so maybe daffys realer""People make there own decisions, you dont tell people what the believe or conivince some people what to believe, i think anyone with any kind of medium intelligence can make their own decisions"Just watchd 199 lives again, ^^^ a few quotes form Robert pastrana on his views of god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Just watchd 199 lives again, ^^^ a few quotes form Robert pastrana on his views of godTravis is my God . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Travis is my God .My God/Hero/Idol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd love to see the look on all your faces if God turns out to exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd love to see the look on all your faces if God turns out to exist We're safe there then . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd love to see the look on all your faces if God turns out to exist I've never said he doesnt exist, i just want someone to proove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 We're safe there then .I reckon your nerves would break and you'd vibrate for the rest of your life. Then after you die, God would probably make you vibrate for eternity for not believing in him.I've never said he doesnt exist, i just want someone to proove it Proof is in the cross shaped pudding and the jesus face crisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd love to see the look on all your faces if God turns out to exist I'd love to see the look on everyone's face if the spaghetti God turns out to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Heard an amazing joke in the pub the other day...A strict Islamic follower has died and gone to heaven he finds himself walking on clouds and he see's some gates, he walks towards the gates and is greeted by a man with a beard. He says to the man "Are you Mohammed ?" "No" the man replies "I am luke, you will find Mohammed upstairs."The man looks up and see's a ladder fall down from the sky, so he climbs up the ladder in search of Mohammed.He climbs the ladder and finds himself up in higher clouds, he finds another man and asks "Are you Mohammed ?" "No, I am Moses. You will find Mohammed upstairs..." replies the man. Again, a ladder falls from the sky and the man climbs up the ladder. Thinking to himself "Mohammed is higher than Moses, I must have chosen the right faith !" He climbs up to the next cloud and is greeted by a man with a beard, by this time he is out of breath from all the climbing and cannot spare a breath. The man asks him what he is looking for, "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed at the cloud!" With that another ladder falls down.The man climbs the ladder, gasping for breath he pulls himself atop of the last cloud. He lies on the floor on his back to catch his breath before continuing, when a voice says to him "I am God ! You look exhausted, would you like a drink?" "Yes....." gasps the man. He looks round and see's God clap his hands and say "Mohammed, two coffee's pronto" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Heard an amazing joke in the pub the other day...No, you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 No, you didn't.I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) I'd love to see the look on all your faces if God turns out to exist This is what irritates me. If there is a God, there's going to be an afterlife, which is an eternity of all the religious people being smug about being right.If atheists are right, we just all die not been able to tell 'I told you do'.Loose loose. Edited October 6, 2009 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 This is what irritates me. If there is a God, there's going to be an afterlife, which is an eternity of all the religious people being smug about being right.If atheists are right, we just all die not been able to tell 'I told you do'.Loose loose.Lose lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 If there is a God, there's going to be an afterlife, which is an eternityThe whole idea of being around for an eternity scares the shit out of me. Do not want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why is it that no one on this forum can spell "lose"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why is it that no one on this forum can spell "lose"?Thats the only reason I posted, normally I'd let it slip but everyone seems to make the same mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Nothing wrong with trying to help people learn the right things. Much like this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Nothing wrong with trying to help people learn the right things. Much like this thread.How modest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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