middleageman Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) , Edited September 6, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 So, you went running around a skate park, in the dark, in the rain. That is embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 The reason not many people are replying is because it's almost 1am on a Friday night, not because no-one wants to share their stories. Someone made an identical thread to this if you search for it - there was plenty of stuff in there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 The reason not many people are replying is because it's almost 1am on a Friday night, not because no-one wants to share their stories. Someone made an identical thread to this if you search for it - there was plenty of stuff in there...That makes it 1am on a Saturday morning, OBM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Also no one is going to top your story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I had one last, night in a club saw a girl I thought I'd got off with the other night, so bounced over there (completly sober) and bit her on the arm.....yea wasn't her............That took some explaining / running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I can't remember the details exactly, but if you find that old thread, they'll make f**king a vacuum cleaner seem pretty tame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I farted in public today :$ its ok no-one heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 C'mon guys, i've probably got a 1000 storiesI've got 1001.This one time, at band camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 This thread?The link goes directly to Kev's stories, which are f**king funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Well you have another one to add to the list after this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) I had a great one once, I went to a boarding school and we used to have a "parade" everyday where you had to stand in class lines and they counted you off. I had nipped to the kazi' and the bell rang, I came running out and into the parade and the headmaster was stood in the hall. "Mardell !!!" I heard him shout, "DO NOT run in the corridor !" I said "Yes Larry, really sorry but I was late for the parade because I was in the toilet" Headmaster replies "Well, you might want to go back and finish off the deed before you go into the main hall...."Then off he went, and I realized I was hanging exceptionally low.... Edited September 5, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 *All posts in this thread*I feel so sorry for your son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's a bit harsh mate, what do you mean?If my dad had answered the door to my best mate and his dad when I was 12 looking like a drugged up hippy who'd just bitten the head off a bat I'd have been mortified!And I hope your son doesn't read this thread as finding out about you and Henry could be quite embarrassing on all fronts as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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