Mikey Tomo Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 If you want me to wee on you, I will. Happily. Ohhh baby please, go ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Ohhh baby please, go ahead.Drink it, dare 'you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Don't tempt me Jack lad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I hear you bake sausage meat, you should try grillingOh yeah? Well, you've got another thing coming. Watch your back, my son, watch your back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Oh yeah? Well, you've got another thing coming. Watch your back, my son, watch your back... That was also fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Seriously. Like that chicken run film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Random shouldn't be something you force, it's something that comes naturally, to those with the gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 O MY DAIS CODE RED CODE RED!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Tard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 27Thats numberwang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 45% percent of people die from plastic inhalation, and that's before it's even burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Fly kick to the jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 you're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Yes, anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I love the smell of queef in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Incredibly, the company shuttered its factory holus-bolus, with no regard for the livelihoods of the men and women working there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions.LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 What makes Holy water so Holy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 He was white as a sheet, and also made false teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 He was white as a sheet, and also made false teeth.Tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin ! I promised my girlfriend I'd play the violin.Why shouldn't you buy a Violin at a carboot sale ? It might be a fiddle..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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