Sam Nichols Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A cat.Good food, incredibly powerful and flexible, and they sleep a lot.Pedobear.What difference does it make if you're a bear or not? If you want kids, do kids. 'Aint no fur in this world gonna save your assA kite.Now you got me thinking about the kite game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Id; be a crposs betwen a bat adn a human , i'd be dBATMAN NANANANANANANANANA BAATRMANNNNNNNN.Will redtype in futrue morning when ngot pissdd off titts (L) < Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'd be a meerkat and rake in the advertising money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 What difference does it make if you're a bear or not? If you want kids, do kids. 'Aint no fur in this world gonna save your assI just want to be pedobear for the fame, he's more famous than most celebs! Don't really fancy the pedo side of things, but from the pics I've seen he's quite small, so at least he's proportioned correctly for the task... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bol Maaaaaaing Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I would be an axleottle and be like ''Yeeeh whut".Or a chicken and lay an egg for someone and laugh becuase they just ate something I crapped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Or a chicken and lay an egg for someone and laugh becuase they just ate something I crapped out.Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Chickens don't shit eggs. If they did, they'd come out coated in poo, which they don't, they're almost always clean. We kept hens for about 10 years, keep meaning to get more, they made the best tasting eggs ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A pikachu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Seagull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 An indestructible furry cold blooded animal which can dive, swim, fly and run. It's pretty obvious so I'm not going to name it.f**k being cold-blooded! At least warm-blooded creatures can get on and do shit without having to f**k about regulating their body temperature too much.I'd probably be a squirrel or something like that. f**king around in trees 'n' shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'd be a lobsterdog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Chickens don't shit eggs. If they did, they'd come out coated in poo, which they don't, they're almost always clean. We kept hens for about 10 years, keep meaning to get more, they made the best tasting eggs ever..We have had thousands of chickens, and i collected the eggs everyday for 12 years. Every other egg had shit on it Its probably cos they dont wipe before they sit on them to keep warm... but yes eggs dont come out of the chickens poo hole, somebody needs some edumacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Well yeh a tiny bit, but not an amount that suggests being shat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 An indestructible furry cold blooded animal which can dive, swim, fly and run. It's pretty obvious so I'm not going to name it.A mantalope? oh wait, thats warm blooded..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 A ligerIt's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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