Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 In honour of Michael Jacksons memory, McDonalds has released a new burger, the MJ. Its 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.I'm going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Dont know if this has been said MJs heart attack was thought to have been caused by getting food poisoning from 12 year old nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliott the onza man Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The authorities have decided it will be best if they melted MJ's body down and turned it into plastic toys. Then kids can play with him for a change.Thats a great one!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Come on guys enough of the jacko jokes its not even been 24 hours yet for f**k sake! If were Gunna do those sort of jokes you gotta include jade goody, princess diana and the 9-11! But on with the crap jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh!Come on guys enough of the jacko jokes its not even been 24 hours yet for f**k sake! If were Gunna do those sort of jokes you gotta include jade goody, princess diana and the 9-11! But on with the crap jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliott the onza man Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Yea i do respect Jacko but i thought i would just share that one......... lets cut down on them a bit.sorry guys, Elliott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 1 last MJ joke n Jade goody 1 MJ has had all the plastic on him melted into cups so kids can lick his ring Jade goody in a wedding dress ----- ShuttlecockOK sorry last jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclip Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 OKAY WERE NEAR THE END OF THIS THREAD! HOWEVER . . . . . . If any of the newmembers would like for this thread to stey open as a jokes thread for nmc, you can keep the jokes coming, as its nice to read haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger allen echo Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Little boy: mummy i want MJ to be turned into curry.Boys mum: oh... why is that?Little boy: Just so i can feel him slipping out of my bum one last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Out of respect mcdonalds have released the mc jackson burger 50 year old meat between 10 years old bunsIn honour of Michael Jacksons memory, McDonalds has released a new burger, the MJ. Its 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.Too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 News flash: Jacko to be cremated and sprinkled over curry, so those kids can feel him go through their arse one more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Trials Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 what the diffence between alex fugeson and micheal jackson ?alex fuegson will be playing giggs in august. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson ?Alex Ferguson will be playing giggs in August.Would of been funny if you spelt it right and used grammar.(Rant of day over ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest itstroy08 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 NO RACIST JOKES.Oh yer, im sorry, i didnt check my spellingIt was supposed to be chickenSorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickyh Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Boy shouts to his mother "MUM CAN YOU HELP ME?" His mum shouts back "IM IN THE BEDROOM, DONT YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY". The boy walks upstairs. "Thats better" she says, "now what did you want?" The boy says "I walked in dog shit and i cant get my trainers off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Boy shouts to his mother "MUM CAN YOU HELP ME?" His mum shouts back "IM IN THE BEDROOM, DONT YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY". The boy walks upstairs. "Thats better" she says, "now what did you want?" The boy says "I walked in dog shit and i cant get my trainers off".YER LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob. Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Boy shouts to his mother "MUM CAN YOU HELP ME?" His mum shouts back "IM IN THE BEDROOM, DONT YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY". The boy walks upstairs. "Thats better" she says, "now what did you want?" The boy says "I walked in dog shit and i cant get my trainers off".Thats the shitest joke ever lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Would of been funny if you spelt it right and used grammar.(Rant of day over )If your gonna correct it, at least correct it properly!'giggs' should have a capital 'G'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 If your gonna correct it, at least correct it properly!'giggs' should have a capital 'G'. Theroretically (sp?) it's a play on words such as gigs and giggs combined thus being why I didn't capitalise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 If your gonna correct it, at least correct it properly!'giggs' should have a capital 'G'. Theroretically (sp?) it's a play on words such as gigs and giggs combined thus being why I didn't capitalise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Theroretically you shouldn't have told us twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashley-phil Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral, A voice screamed from inside the box, "i'm not dead! i'm not dead!"To which the vicar shouted back, "Sorry the paperwork has already been done!"Fat bird in a bar says "Guess my weight and you can shag me." Bloke says "About 93 stone you fat ugly bitch." she says "That's close enough you lucky b*****d.What do 54,000 uk women who suffer domestic violence every year have in common? They don't f**king listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrey Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 What's Harry Potters favorite software on a computer?The spell checker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 man goes to a petrol station and fills up his car. He goes to the girl at the kiosk and says "Number 5 and a kitkat chunky". The girl hands him a kitkat chunky and the man says "No I want a normal kitkat you fat slag!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence--Trials Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 man goes to a petrol station and fills up his car. He goes to the girl at the kiosk and says "Number 5 and a kitkat chunky". The girl hands him a kitkat chunky and the man says "No I want a normal kitkat you fat slag!" i dont get that one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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