Revolver Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm pretty sure I could f**k someone up with a spoon.Talk to Hendrix, I heard he's into stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 £50 £50 ain't alot for a decent set of knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) The funny part is that some research group spent millions (or worse, got paid millions) to come up with this.And remember, when stabbing furiously with said 'stab-proof' knife, make sure to work it in between any bones for maximum bonus points. Bones ruin everything. Edited June 17, 2009 by Tappets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 How are you supposed to open bike part boxes with one of them?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) How are you supposed to open bike part boxes with one of them?!Don't know...I use this Kershaw to open my bike boxes at work. - Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Edited June 17, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I have a cool skinning knife with an antler handle. Joker or something is the make.Having no point wont do anything, just means they will have to stab you harder to get the desired effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Having no point wont do anything, just means they will have to stab you harder to get the desired effect.I think most knife crimes are when one is used to intimidate in a robbery etc etc, I don't think it'll really make any difference to crime and stuff. I'll try and see what they say on British Blades, they have a serious chat section but because of the nature of the forum you need to have 250 posts in the "general" section before you can make a topic. So I'll see if there are any other views or mentions of this on there and quote them across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 £50 ain't alot for a decent set of knives.My prision shank cos under 30p and could do more damage than these knives apparently. If it can cut meat it can cut flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm pretty sure I could f**k someone up with a spoon.....because its dull you twit itll hurt more .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith!! Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Pretty sure if you stabbed hard enough itd still f**king hurt lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 MMmmm i think someone made guns pitchforks Axes Hammers carsbaseball bats sticks with nails in chip forks ( to the eye it has happened )allen keys CompassesPencilbricks ETC lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) I can only imagine the amount of time you spent thinking of other ways to badly injure somebody without the use of a knife.Edit: A pencil or a compass? Just imagine this scene: Some uber brap in a flat peak and stolen tracksuit from JJB's approaches you, it's dark, there's no one around and you're scared, he could have a gun, one of these new anti-stab knives, anything, and you know unless you run you're going to die. He's a foot from you, he reaches into his inside jacket pocket for his weapon of choice, your heart's beating so fast you can hear it and it feels like it's going to pounce out of your chest at any given second. You see it, it glistens in the moonlight, the sharp pointed object in his hand, he lunges for you, it pierces your skin, he runs away and you look down, you feel the blood dripping from your chest and then you realise, it's okay, he's only pierced 5mm into your chest with a compass. Edited June 17, 2009 by Hannah Shucksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 "I think knives are a good idea. Big, f**k-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) Haz, "is there something we should know about you?" Edited June 17, 2009 by Hannah Shucksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 AH well you see not if you charge at him like a mad bull Then you have damage Or just go for the eye ITs possible Josh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wow you lot really know how to stab people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 anything with x amount of force will easily rupture skin.So with that point, a sharp object would slice the skin. A blunt object would rip the skin, this meaning more pain and more damage etc yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wow you lot really know how to stab people It certainly doesn't strike me as being difficult?On a physical level at least, the morality of it leaves me confused, as there are a lot of people I would like to stab... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam L Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Edit: A pencil or a compass? Just imagine this scene: Some uber brap in a flat peak and stolen tracksuit from JJB's approaches you, it's dark, there's no one around and you're scared, he could have a gun, one of these new anti-stab knives, anything, and you know unless you run you're going to die. He's a foot from you, he reaches into his inside jacket pocket for his weapon of choice, your heart's beating so fast you can hear it and it feels like it's going to pounce out of your chest at any given second. You see it, it glistens in the moonlight, the sharp pointed object in his hand, he lunges for you, it pierces your skin, he runs away and you look down, you feel the blood dripping from your chest and then you realise, it's okay, he's only pierced 5mm into your chest with a compass.I pretty sure getting stabbed in the neck with a compass would do damage, if thats all they have they ain't gonna aim for the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 stabbing isn't the only way to pwn people with a knife, if you held it, blade facing outwards and swiped across a chest, with enough force you can crack ribs and the blade will find it's way into a gap between ribs, pwnage ensued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 stabbing isn't the only way to pwn people with a knife, if you held it, blade facing outwards and swiped across a chest, with enough force you can crack ribs and the blade will find it's way into a gap between ribs, pwnage ensued...We were having fun discussing the many other ways to murder people until you came along and went all serious on everyone's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 stabbing isn't the only way to pwn people with a knife, if you held it, blade facing outwards and swiped across a chest, with enough force you can crack ribs and the blade will find it's way into a gap between ribs, pwnage ensued...Oh get a f**king grip.Am I the only person here who see's Knives as a necessary tool and not something to kill people with ? I appreciate it's a bit of a joke now a days, and that were all having a laugh about it (even I have). But on a serious note a knife is a very useful and important tool in some roles, when I go working with the Forestry Commission I couldn't do my job without a good quality knife and the knowledge of how to use it properly. Maybe you guys should have a quick look into some of the things a knife lets you do by checking it out on google or on youtube, I would say a knife is the most useful tool you can have for survival and bush craft. If I was leaving my house to go camping/walking/living rough for a bit the first thing I'd put in my bag (or the last for ease of access). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Oh get a f**king grip.Am I the only person here who see's Knives as a necessary tool and not something to kill people with ? I appreciate it's a bit of a joke now a days, and that were all having a laugh about it (even I have). But on a serious note a knife is a very useful and important tool in some roles, when I go working with the Forestry Commission I couldn't do my job without a good quality knife and the knowledge of how to use it properly. Maybe you guys should have a quick look into some of the things a knife lets you do by checking it out on google or on youtube, I would say a knife is the most useful tool you can have for survival and bush craft. If I was leaving my house to go camping/walking/living rough for a bit the first thing I'd put in my bag (or the last for ease of access).Knife and axe for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Knife and axe for me.Knife, Axe, Hatchet, Bill Hook, Machete, Chainsaw, Strimmer, Hedge layer, anything useful for me Have to say the Bill Hook is the most useful tool I've ever used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 My prision shank cos under 30p and could do more damage than these knives apparently. If it can cut meat it can cut flesh.Unless you try and stab your meat to cut it, I doubt it's really the same action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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