Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 I don't quit smoking, smoking quits me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Do you live in Soviet Russia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 the russians are born with cigs in their pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Well today i got smashed.my lungs hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Thats a b*****d, man the day after a piss up I just don't smoke at all.Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 the russians are born with cigs in their pocketsRussians are born with pockets? Smoking's disgusting, smoking while driving pisses me off and people who throw fag butts out their car windows piss me off something rotten. I h8 smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Smoking is very sociable though. Your more likely to talk to a complete stranger on a night out just because you smoke and are therefore cast outside to do so.I have met a lot of really nice/decent people whilst being out for a fag.But yeah i go through patches but never really quit though like il happily go for a few weeks without one then just want one and thats it back on them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 My gf quit after reading allen carr's easyway, she got it for a fiver off a local market and quit immediately without any of the common associated side effects. Might be worth a try if youre struggling Unfortunately she started again after 7 months and a drunk weekend with social smoking mates, shes looking to stop again though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Allen Carr is a douchenozzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Allen Carr is a douchenozzle.Damn right. Hate is a strong word and one which I rarely use, however I can say with complete certainty that I hate him. He should start chain-smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 It looks like it's a different Allen Carr. Well, the queer one is Alan Carr, for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Allen Carr is a douchenozzle.This Allen Carr?or this Allan Carr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 The toothy idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro.Go ahead, I think Ill join you The old bloke is the one who wrote the book about smoking, not the mincing queerfag that needs to be beaten to death with a herd of wildebeast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro. Twice?Two eyes= twiceMatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Two eyes= twiceMattTwice a double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Prodigy Trials. Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Smoking is a waste of money and a waste of the respotory system which us trials rider need . They all have Yelow teeth and smelly breath and there clothes smell of death sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Nice font you've got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Sweet font youv got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Anyone else up for joining in on the stopping smoking scheme?Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Smoking is a waste of money and a waste of the respotory system which us trials rider need . They all have Yelow teeth and smelly breath and there clothes smell of death sticks.This annoys the hell out of me.Why do people make such statements? 1. We know!!! 2. We don't care!!! I'm not going to quit smoking because it makes me smell for a bit? It doesn't bother me if I smell of smoke, thats another persons issue.But anyway, I smoke because I enjoy it. I like finishing work on a Friday at 1pm, going to the pub beer garden and chilling out with a beer and a fag, thats my way of relaxing and I enjoy it.However, at the same time I hate smoking. I hate it controlling me and costing me so much money. Therefore myself and 2 smoking friends are going to Centre Parcs for the weekend for a complete smoking detox I'll report back on my findings. Fag time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Smoking is a waste of money and a waste of the respotory system which us trials rider need . They all have Yelow teeth and smelly breath and there clothes smell of death sticks.Lol My teeth arnt yellow, i carry chewing gum, and i only smell right after ive had a fag... wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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