Dan6061 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Anyone got any weird bugs invading their rooms yet?My mate's just sent me this:To quote: "This thing could easily kill me, look at it!"I reckon it's way too badass to kill, he says it's pretty stealth, doesn't make any noise when it flies about, and he never has a clue where it goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) BURN IT.It looks like some kind of wasp, so it could either sting him or lay its eggs in him, but it's not especially likely to, especially if you introduce it to a shoe or a little bit of ignited Lynx Africa.If I leave my window open and my light on in the evening, bugs invade my room. I particularly dislike craneflies. I mean, I ABHOR them. Edited June 2, 2009 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Looks like a Mossie type bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 He's been trying, trust me. It's still pretty cool though, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Looks like a Mossie type bug.It's not, it's not got a needle for a mouth, it's got mandibles.He's been trying, trust me. It's still pretty cool though, don't you think?Kinda cool, yeah, but I'd get it to f**k off before I went to bed, if I were him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Deffinately gonna inject eggs in his brain and zombify him Anything with that many legs is up to no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Take advice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beigemaster Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I agree that it seems to be some kind of solitary wasp, maybe a wood wasp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Quick update after some research:Halfpak™ says (12:16 AM): Although in most cases the ichneumon wasp is harmless to humans, when trapped with a human hand they have been known to apply a painful sting. Dαη. says (12:16 AM): by the sounds of it, it's a pretty sound bug oh...Halfpak™ says (12:16 AM): Would you say this is a normal situation? Or a angry bug with stinger situation?Dαη. says (12:17 AM): is your window open?Halfpak™ says (12:17 AM): YezDαη. says (12:17 AM): oh shit hang on... you've been hitting it with shoes dumbf**kHalfpak™ says (12:17 AM): YezDαη. says (12:17 AM): get rid of that shit nowHalfpak™ says (12:17 AM): AHAHAHADαη. says (12:17 AM): hahahahahaHalfpak™ says (12:17 AM): You make me feel so much betterDαη. says (12:17 AM): that bug will be PIIIIISSSSEEEDDDI'm so bored this evening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Cellotape it to the wall, at least he knows where it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Is it attracted by the light? Just stick a bright light on and batter the f**k out of it. Beware the flying glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 That's a well good idea! He says he'll try that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I would go for short blasts of fire against the wall with deodorant and lighter.I usually hose bugs down with air freshener, they sget stuck and suffocate. Still gotta clean em up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim-p Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I'd give that some quick pimp-hand slap... Sorted.Nothing to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Jizz on it.Or tea bag it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I see that bug and raise you this...That was in our house couple of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I see that bug and raise you this...That was in our house couple of years ago.WTF looks like a widow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 No, black widows are small, thin-legged, and black with a red patch on their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†CETFLY †Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Take advice.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I could NOT stop laughing all the way through that! Most stuff in Aus is poisonous! We smash first work out what it WAS....after -if we care.No, black widows are small, thin-legged, and black with a red patch on their ass.No, youre both incorrect. I actually posted my reply before reading yours and the other one that youve replied to.Its a Huntsman. I didnt know you got them here. I thought they liked warmer climates?Yeah, kill those suckers quickly.Read my reply down the bottom and check out the linksWe have spiders called Hunstman Spiders which can get as big (leg span) as you open hand. THEY scare the crap out of you because they move so fast!My mate -LOL poor guy- left his helmet out the back when he was younger. He put it on and started riding....All we heard was a scream as he stacked it. One came out of the helmet and ran over his face. These spiders are STUPID too! Thats the worst thing about them, they run AT you or if scared try to hide. So....screaming....open mouth....you get the picture.... not cool.They dont kill you, but have a very painful bite. Seriously, look at the size of these! They come out in summer mainly. Even in the suburbshttp://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&a...=1&ct=titleTheyre usually brown or grey and furry. Scare the crap out of you.Its so interesting though watching the battle they have with our hornet. We have big orange hornet wasps. Theyre the tank of wasp species.They try to attack the spider. Its great to watch! The spiders usually (outside of course) hiding in grass and the wasp is trying to sting it. The spider rears up and tries to defend itself but the wasp just keeps going till its tired or till it can sting it.Once stung, the spider is paralysed....but alive. The wasp will drag it up the wall/fence to its little nest/hiding place and lay its eggs in it. The spider stays alive the entire time to provide fresh food for the lavae which then hatch and eat it alive, from the inside out. Crap way to go reallyTheres one that got the spider:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/3836604...b480d3a.jpg?v=0http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3527/345902..._0c8e69ec5b.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/4385312...85bd989.jpg?v=0 (up the wall we go)Heres a vid of the fight Now everything that tickles your skin you'll think is a spider or large something that will bite you. Sorry bout that boys! Edited June 3, 2009 by †CETFLY †Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 That spider isn't a huntsman, we only have one poisonous spider, which is the black widow, and the rest aren't capable of biting you. It's a common house spider, I would've thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 dan, i had the EXACT same bug IN my asda packed sandwich, was reddish and rather big (size of a thumbnail), good thing it was visible before i took a huge f**king bite out of it.stevep.s. don't buy prepacked sandwiches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 That spider isn't a huntsman, we only have one poisonous spider, which is the black widow, and the rest aren't capable of biting you. It's a common house spider, I would've thought.Yeh looks like a big house spider.Btw since when do the UK get black widows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Oh, no, we don't even get that here.I was sure we had one deadly spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Actually, in recent times the climate has been slightly warmer and Widows have been known to breed here.They're rare, but we do have them.EDIT: False Widows...http://www.24dash.com/news/Environment/200...r-thrives-in-UK Edited June 3, 2009 by MadManMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I would definately trap that shit in an ice cream tup with a few small holes for air. Then you can put maggots, cockroaches an other bugs in an watch them fight Better than most of the shit on tv at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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