LukasMcNeal Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Right I'm 14 and I want some money what jobs can I do except paperound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 2 paper rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Chimney sweep?Shoe shine boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Right I'm 14 and I want some money what jobs can I do except paperound?Like the sound of £500 an hour?Then pimp yourself out to an old guy.In all seriousness I guess ask around places to see if they need dogsbodies, you may struggle to find somewhere though what with the massive unemployment. Or if you're clever work out a way to make money in school, I used to make a tidy profit selling sweets to kids, turning £3 into £45 in a lunch hour between me and a mate was the record, normally it was less than that but I always made sure I got a free lunch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whatever you do, you will earn pittance.Best thing to do, get a paper round delivering the local free paper, then go and have a fire in the woods once a week until they sack you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Can I legally do leaflets for Chinese takeaway etc. I know it a bit like newspapers but I think you'd get paid more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 It's not rocket science - which, by the way, you definitely aren't old enough to be doing.Dashing his dreams already, huh? You can freelance just about any skill you have if you come up with an angle to sell it. It's so easy even I can do it - and I'm no rocket scientist (as all of my posts prove beyond any doubt).i.e. design business cards, promotional stuff, fix computers - whatever. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Dashing his dreams already, huh? You can freelance just about any skill you have if you come up with an angle to sell it. It's so easy even I can do it - and I'm no rocket scientist (as all of my posts prove beyond any doubt).i.e. design business cards, promotional stuff, fix computers - whatever. Just a thought.I'm quite tall. Gutter cleaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sex trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Can I legally do leaflets for Chinese takeaway etc. I know it a bit like newspapers but I think you'd get paid more?Why don't you find out..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_zoo Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Bottle boy?At local pubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sex trade.GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sex trade.I got offered £150 an hour off some old dude a few months back, true story. This was in the Station of all places... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 GTFO+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 NO WAY! I got asked if I was gay in the toilets there, after the renovation.'Yes, but you're not my type'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Was he fat, balding and camp? There's a whole massive story there, which after much leading on ended up with me and my mate having to play cat and mouse throughout Wellington to get away from him. I was dressed as a top gun pilot and my mate was wearing a pink suit, good times...On topic, try pot washing at a pub. It's hell on earth but can be bearable at the right place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Fat, bald top with dark and grey sides and back, camp and wore glasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Fat, bald top with dark and grey sides and back, camp and wore glasses?That could well be him. He had a hideously ugly fag hag too, who kept telling me about how he was a dj and record producer."are you straight out gay? Straight out?" was his line I believe. I had to exchange coming out stories with him and he kept asking if I got loads of guys in the Marines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Sports coach? We get of younguns at work, they like to come and oggle at me writing lines of code and act all impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 I can't believe no-ones suggested drug dealing yet.Best thing to do, get a paper round delivering the local free paper, then go and have a fire in the woods once a week until they sack you I did that with Optima when i was younger One to skip on the CV i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean___John Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 you said you are quite tall.... so get HENCH and become a loan shark . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Whatever you do, you will earn pittance.Best thing to do, get a paper round delivering the local free paper, then go and have a fire in the woods once a week until they sack you I lol'd.I used to do paper rounds, I was a SICK paper boy.See if you can get one from a papershop rather than a free local paper.Actually, with the free one if you set fire to them like rich said, it's a lot less effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 My mate used to do 3 different local free paper rounds at once, they'd get delivered to his dads house every friday night, then he'd just take them all down to the paper bank!Took several trips though, there were about 200 on each round so I suppose he was actually working for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Do a paper round and at Christmas post a cheap card with every paper then watch the tips come flooding in! My mate did it and made a mint every Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Aston Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) Do a paper round and at Christmas post a cheap card with every paper then watch the tips come flooding in! My mate did it and made a mint every Christmas!that's not that beneficial in May though. Clever idea if the cost of the card is less than the revenue he made from his tips equals cheeky profit.Edit: I a more on topic not trying cutting peoples lawns as the weather gets nicer people are more concerned about how there gardens look. If you have a petrol lawn mower your half way there. Edited May 28, 2009 by Joe Aston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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