Pashley26 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) No wonder you know so much about cars no one normal has ever heard of!! Doesn't that have something to do with having intense interests and stuff?Saabs? Have a read of this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndromeIt'll probably explain my abstract way of thinking and immense intelligence for what I want to know about but lack of "people skills." Edited May 18, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 It'll probably explain my abstract way of thinking and immense intelligence for what I want to know about but lack of "people skills."Going on that alone, I should have aspergers.Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Going on that alone, I should have aspergers.Hmm.Your just foreign, so get off my special band wagon ! Lets get back to the smashing this dudes face in part, because I like what Prawn said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 SHANK 'IM BLED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Dont stop hitting until your 100% sure its safe to do so. Give 'em a chance and you will get f**ked up. Its a street fight, not a boxing match - no rules.Street fights still have rules?Or codes of conduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Street fights still have rules?FIRST RULE, THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 SHANK 'IM BLED.BEAT 'ER SHANICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 just superman punch the f**ker, he wont see that coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 ohhh.....getting hit in a face with no answer is soo stupid. You are more like a girl after that.I would kick him in the balls and after that, brake his nose, even if he's higher me by 1 head. No matter how tough the guy is, he has his weak points.hitting him in a lower part of the leg( SHIN i guess) would have worked so well.Also seen you talking bout his chav friends.I had a talk with a chav once. Was riding with him in a train.He told me that if you knock out the head of the band, others won't even look at you. So the best way again, was to kick him hard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 FIRST RULE, THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB !Brilliantly misquoted there . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Brilliantly misquoted there . lol.....I meant, the first rule of fight club is there is no fight club but I was in such a hurry to type something remotely funny I f**ked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) just superman punch the f**ker, he wont see that comingHaha we used to have a fight club at school! everyone used to come back from lunch battered, ill try to upload a video from it. Funniest thing ever was fern (a 15ish stone hench lad who always got bullyed a bit) doing a pancake (a flying spread eageled punch) to Liam right in between the eyes. Liam went down like a sack of shit almost out cold, funniest thing ever, totally out of the blue!hahaha I found a vid this is old school, like 3rd round, both knackered. (me in a vest) lol this is just mates having a laugh hence me sticking up no guard and sticking my chin out wayy too much lol. I miss times like these, i hit tim a bit hard on this one, leaving him with a black eye and a blood blister underneath it. Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Edited May 18, 2009 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I meant, the first rule of fight club is there is no fight club but I was in such a hurry to type something remotely funny I f**ked it up. #1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.#4 - Two guys to a fight.#5 - One fight at a time.#6 - No shirts, no shoes.#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) Haha we used to have a fight club at school! everyone used to come back from lunch battered, ill try to upload a video from it. Funniest thing ever was fern (a 15ish stone hench lad who always got bullyed a bit) doing a pancake (a flying spread eageled punch) to Liam right in between the eyes. Liam went down like a sack of shit almost out cold, funniest thing ever, totally out of the blue!hahaha I found a vid this is old school, like 3rd round, both knackered. (me in a vest) lol this is just mates having a laugh hence me sticking up no guard and sticking my chin out wayy too much lol. I miss times like these, i hit tim a bit hard on this one, leaving him with a black eye and a blood blister underneath it.Haha we used to have a fight club at our school behind the gym as well lol. Was a right laugh untill it all got a bit tooo intense.The funnest thing is living room boxing Make sure it's all mates but just do it an a confined living room with everyone crowding tight round the edges an go at it. Edited May 18, 2009 by Max Quinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) shit in a crisp packet........offer him a crisp as a peace offeringhes then got pooey fingers, and before he realises its man chocolate and gets psycho you scream 'UUUUUUUUUUUURGH POO FINGERS!' would cause a mass panic like when u play tig and you dont know who is 'it'disclaimer - cannot guarantee it will work it aint my fault if he doesnt want any 'crisps' also not my fault if you forget and eat one of your 'crisps' Edited May 18, 2009 by arw_86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 The funnest thing is living room boxing Make sure it's all mates but just do it an a confined living room with everyone crowding tight round the edges an go at it.Yea during the winter fightclub came inside at the bottom of a stair well... we had to stop that when someone got hit so hard his head cracked into the wall and knocked him out, on his way down he smashed his head open on the fire extinguisher, and thus ending fight club lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 shit in a crisp packet........offer him a crisp as a peace offeringhes then got pooey fingers, and before he realises its man chocolate and gets psycho you scream 'UUUUUUUUUUUURGH POO FINGERS!' would cause a mass panic like when u play tig and you dont know who is 'it'disclaimer - cannot guarantee it will work it aint my fault if he doesnt want any 'crisps' also not my fault if you forget and eat one of your 'crisps'You're 22? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 shit in a crisp packet........offer him a crisp as a peace offeringhes then got pooey fingers, and before he realises its man chocolate and gets psycho you scream 'UUUUUUUUUUUURGH POO FINGERS!' would cause a mass panic like when u play tig and you dont know who is 'it'disclaimer - cannot guarantee it will work it aint my fault if he doesnt want any 'crisps' also not my fault if you forget and eat one of your 'crisps'what about if he gets pooey finger, then shoves it in his eye?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Is fight club a good film then??Worth a download watch??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Is fight club a good film then??Worth a download???Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arw_86 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 You're 22?yep hahawhat about if he gets pooey finger, then shoves it in his eye??wear goggles?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Is fight club a good film then??Worth a download watch???Yes.Haha, I don't know anymore. I clearly can't remember the trophy line from it hahaha ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 ta then boyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) Any report on this yet?Where's our report?Did anyone suggest he report back* after all this nonsense is over with?*Assuming he can still type with two broken arms Edited May 18, 2009 by Tappets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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