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NicP

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My housemate was telling me yesterday about how it's 3 viruses combined and that scientists are saying this can't happen naturally at all so they're thinking it's man made in an attempt to thin the population due to the current economic crisis.

Hmmmm :lol:

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cough medicine + shotgun + tin foil hat = safety + profit

cough medicine to cure it if you catch it

shotgun to shoot the infected that try to give it to you

tin foil hat to stop the infected eating your brains if you miss them with the gun.

The most intelligent thing I've heard you say, apart from when you pointed at the subway mirror and proclaimed: "Swindle's left his lens here!" You are epic, Tom :]

:wub:

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My rents are in Peru, and will be returning next week, with a connecting flight in Houston airport.

So I'm a little concerned they won't be able to get home.

I think if they do make it back you should lock all the doors and possibly set up a 'quarantine shed' in the front garden with biohazard signs everywhere. Could be quite amusing :P

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