Sam Nichols Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Cut your frame in half and take your bike (leaving the lock behind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Be Carefull.Dont take the Lock With you. If you do they can Persue it as theft (belive me, im in that situation). And if they find it with you they can then add damages to the bill.Wear Gloves, a hat, be swift, and dont make a show if it.Im on your side, theres too many people out there exploiting situations just for a fast buck. Technicaly what they are doing is theft, as they are preventing you from using your property.If you steal you own bike back, and cause no accountable damage/trespass then its a civil matter, and the police wont be interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Melson Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Did it go to plan?Or did you get caught? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it.Topics can be made to disappear you know Besides, passing on that mr motivator took his bike back isn't really going to be something your "skipper" would take seriously is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Typical police jobsworths. My brother is exactly the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Topics can be made to disappear you know Besides, passing on that mr motivator took his bike back isn't really going to be something your "skipper" would take seriously is it?ooo obstructing a police investigation, perverting the course of justice!! you could be done as an accessory!lolzBen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it. Insane that there's police everywhere? That's a good thing surely?mate you are what we in the business call a total dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 ooo obstructing a police investigation, perverting the course of justice!! you could be done as an accessory!lolzBenWith the amount of stuff i regularly get myself into this wouldn't be too high up on the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it. Insane that there's police everywhere? That's a good thing surely?Jesus get a life, bet they'd just laugh in your facei commit crime everday........only ever had to pay the price of prison once.Cut chain....make off with bike.....Use clothes you wouldent normaly wear Then go to pay the fine.......to find your bike is stolen......it helps if you have a recipt of an expensive bike .that way ul get more cash out of themive done this before.......got a grand for a 400 pound mountain bike Dave xPrison or the cells for a night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 f**k reading the thread. But dont listen to what people tell you, crime does pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 f**k reading the thread. But dont listen to what people tell you, crime does payWhere have you been?I'd just do it, screw paying 20 quid for something you didn't know you were doing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Where have you been?I'd just do it, screw paying 20 quid for something you didn't know you were doing wrong.Are we talking about cheap hoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Are we talking about cheap hoes?When aren't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 good call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Is he in jail yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Am i the only person who's sent a print screen to the London Police Dept?Just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Jesus still loves you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 success or fail ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm guessing fail, it's 6am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 This is the sort of time they kick people ouit of the cells isnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Mayt, u are bare batty if u dent do it. Mi cusinz nick bare bieks from da trains lyk free a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Got it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it. Are you ever off duty?Chase that promotion pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) How would that go?"sir theres a guy somewere in the country stealing his ownbike I THINK""roger that son, well send every man we have"The police can suck my dick. theres far more important things going on. Edited April 28, 2009 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 The police can suck my dick. theres far more important things going on.I'm sure Mr Plod would have something to say about that, sitting in lay-by's is a serious business ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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