Revolver Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) FAT PANTS was chasing his mum (with the strap on) chasing me down the street, and that's one threesome I was completely disturbed by. I ducked down an alleyway and lost them... Edited April 16, 2009 by Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt man t Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 FAT PANTS was chasing his mum (with the strap on) chasing me down the street, and that's one threesome I was completely disturbed by. I ducked down an alleyway and lost them...until i heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 two large black men who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 who where a whole bulldozer, that they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 who where a whole bulldozer, that they...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) "what" i saidhe jumped on me, ripped my trousers down only to find... Edited April 11, 2009 by Nick pyke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 "what" i saidhe jumped on me, ripped my trousers down only to find...Simp's cock resting against my ass cheeks*how topical* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) then my face light up to find a yazoo on the floor. Edited April 11, 2009 by Nick pyke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 which i accidently.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 poured down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 my cock to find it wasent yazoo and it was.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 my cock to find it wasent yazoo and it was..A bucket of concentrated sulphuric acid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 A bucket of concentrated sulphuric acid...my face was then thrown against the wall by the black man saying "im going to punish you good and hard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 my face was then thrown against the wall by the black man saying "im going to punish you good and hard"As i riped his eyes out with a rusty potato peeler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 then i died...then i was reincarnated as a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 then i died...then i was reincarnated as a...Nick yours just dont follow the rest of the story...as a barry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 i bought some drugs of this guy - i took them and this is what i became like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Grammar and story telling don't seem to be his strong point. Anyway ...which wasn't good because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 which wasn't good becauseI had to drive home that night, and after such a rich mixture of sex drugs and rock and roll I'd surely crash into the sea and die ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 I had to drive home that night, and after such a rich mixture of sex drugs and rock and roll I'd surely crash into the sea and die ?i crashed, in to the sea i was in boumsong's car, oh deary me what have i done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 ...Unfortunately my bad grammar hindered the telling of the story. But suddenly, the Kracken rose out of the water and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 grabbed me by the eye.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 of the japanese variety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 more like...BOREY TIME.amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Your need to work on your timing, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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