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Hi Trials riding here and whle i have being riding i have noticed that people as these questions (some of them u may never use but they're funny)

"Why hasnt that bike got a seat!?" :huh:

Awnser: " Got Nicked"

sometimes i put a crisp rapper in my front wheel for a laugh if someone says this to you, this is the awnser

"Why you got a skipps rapper in you wheel?"

Awnser: "Sponored by skipps"

i also hear this alot:

"Woooaaaa how can he do that!"

"im superman"

thats one only works for people about 4 years old but its funny.

I hope you have fun using all these excuses to fool people.

Thanks Trials Ryan :P

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Hi Trials riding here and whle i have being riding i have noticed that people as these questions (some of them u may never use but they're funny)

"Why hasnt that bike got a seat!?" :huh:

Awnser: " Got Nicked"

sometimes i put a crisp rapper in my front wheel for a laugh if someone says this to you, this is the awnser

"Why you got a skipps rapper in you wheel?"

Awnser: "Sponored by skipps"

i also hear this alot:

"Woooaaaa how can he do that!"

"im superman"

thats one only works for people about 4 years old but its funny.

I hope you have fun using all these excuses to fool people.

Thanks Trials Ryan :P

Bit of a pointless thread, but I can see were your coming from. It's kinda funny if you have really whitty riders with you who can give a funny comeback in seconds. :)

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Instead of being rude arrogant little dicks, why don't you explain to people why your bike doesn't have a seat?

Give the public a bit of understanding.

Idiots.

when alot of the people (mostly the older or lonely types) come up to you face to face and make a coment like ''I really hope you hurt really your self'' or ''you should be old enough to know better''

they will get jip bk. the usual anwer '' wasn't it your generation that said ''if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything!''

someone ask me a genuin question i'll answer it to the best of my ability.

give a little, get a little!

''wow how did you do that

answer .... your mom taught me last night'' ... is abit out of order!!! I sin a bloke have the absalute sh*t kicked into him because he mentioned some-elses mum!?!!??

It's not easy to judge how far you can push someone!!! best bet don't!!!

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This topic has come up alot. My normal ones are:

-You've lost your seat - You've lost your bike!

-Why do you have balls in your wheels - Rolls better that way (then give a decent answer if they are not dicks)

-How much did that cost - Why? are you going to try and sell it?

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Instead of being rude arrogant little dicks, why don't you explain to people why your bike doesn't have a seat?

Give the public a bit of understanding.

Idiots.

Jesus calm the hell down. Little dicks? How? If someone were to come up with an answer like: Ohh what does it matter to you? Then I could agree with you but, man a few funny/whitty comebacks is not going to destroy the universe now, is it?

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Jesus calm the hell down. Little dicks? How? If someone were to come up with an answer like: Ohh what does it matter to you? Then I could agree with you but, man a few funny/whitty comebacks is not going to destroy the universe now, is it?

No, you're right, it'll just make you look like a arrogant rude little dick.

Accept the fact that riding a bike without a seat is weird to Joe Public.

The rest I don't care about, to be honest, I strongly think most of you don't even say any of this stuff.

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What kind of freaky BMXs have you been looking at?

We are the "upper class" riders. :) We can afford brakes.

I'll give them a try.

Oh yes, Phatmike came down Pompey the other day and we went to the pyramids, an old man asked Phatmike can he 'ride on water'. Reply?

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