trials ryan Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Hi Trials riding here and whle i have being riding i have noticed that people as these questions (some of them u may never use but they're funny)"Why hasnt that bike got a seat!?" Awnser: " Got Nicked"sometimes i put a crisp rapper in my front wheel for a laugh if someone says this to you, this is the awnser "Why you got a skipps rapper in you wheel?" Awnser: "Sponored by skipps"i also hear this alot:"Woooaaaa how can he do that!""im superman"thats one only works for people about 4 years old but its funny.I hope you have fun using all these excuses to fool people.Thanks Trials Ryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC123 Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Hi Trials riding here and whle i have being riding i have noticed that people as these questions (some of them u may never use but they're funny)"Why hasnt that bike got a seat!?" Awnser: " Got Nicked"sometimes i put a crisp rapper in my front wheel for a laugh if someone says this to you, this is the awnser "Why you got a skipps rapper in you wheel?" Awnser: "Sponored by skipps"i also hear this alot:"Woooaaaa how can he do that!""im superman"thats one only works for people about 4 years old but its funny.I hope you have fun using all these excuses to fool people.Thanks Trials Ryan Bit of a pointless thread, but I can see were your coming from. It's kinda funny if you have really whitty riders with you who can give a funny comeback in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George.E Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I hear why hasn't your bike got a seat all the time lolA fue people have said to me, "which circus do you belong to". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron.Tottman Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 classic I use with other riders...........''you wheels moving!!!'' or ''you saddles gone''(if they happen to be sitting on one!!!!) just to see if they double check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Another funny one is wow how did you do that answer .... your mom taught me last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 yesterday i was called a preforming monkey by an old mani said if you give me a bannana il show u a back flip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Instead of being rude arrogant little dicks, why don't you explain to people why your bike doesn't have a seat?Give the public a bit of understanding.Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 "Why you got a skipps rapper in you wheel?" Awnser: "Sponored by skipps"I lol'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I lol'ed.At the words being spelt wrong or the grammatical errors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron.Tottman Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) Instead of being rude arrogant little dicks, why don't you explain to people why your bike doesn't have a seat?Give the public a bit of understanding.Idiots.when alot of the people (mostly the older or lonely types) come up to you face to face and make a coment like ''I really hope you hurt really your self'' or ''you should be old enough to know better''they will get jip bk. the usual anwer '' wasn't it your generation that said ''if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything!''someone ask me a genuin question i'll answer it to the best of my ability.give a little, get a little!''wow how did you do that answer .... your mom taught me last night'' ... is abit out of order!!! I sin a bloke have the absalute sh*t kicked into him because he mentioned some-elses mum!?!!??It's not easy to judge how far you can push someone!!! best bet don't!!! Edited April 6, 2009 by Aaron.gloster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 At the words being spelt wrong or the grammatical errors? Neither, i just found it funny.Dunno why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstein Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 This topic has come up alot. My normal ones are:-You've lost your seat - You've lost your bike!-Why do you have balls in your wheels - Rolls better that way (then give a decent answer if they are not dicks)-How much did that cost - Why? are you going to try and sell it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC123 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Instead of being rude arrogant little dicks, why don't you explain to people why your bike doesn't have a seat?Give the public a bit of understanding.Idiots.Jesus calm the hell down. Little dicks? How? If someone were to come up with an answer like: Ohh what does it matter to you? Then I could agree with you but, man a few funny/whitty comebacks is not going to destroy the universe now, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Jesus calm the hell down. Little dicks? How? If someone were to come up with an answer like: Ohh what does it matter to you? Then I could agree with you but, man a few funny/whitty comebacks is not going to destroy the universe now, is it?No, you're right, it'll just make you look like a arrogant rude little dick.Accept the fact that riding a bike without a seat is weird to Joe Public. The rest I don't care about, to be honest, I strongly think most of you don't even say any of this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials ryan Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 At the words being spelt wrong or the grammatical errors? the spell check dont work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 So what do you say when they ask if it's a BMX? If you ride a mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 What kind of freaky BMXs have you been looking at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 So what do you say when they ask if it's a BMX? If you ride a mod.We are the "upper class" riders. We can afford brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 What kind of freaky BMXs have you been looking at?We are the "upper class" riders. We can afford brakes.I'll give them a try.Oh yes, Phatmike came down Pompey the other day and we went to the pyramids, an old man asked Phatmike can he 'ride on water'. Reply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Oh yes, Phatmike came down Pompey the other day and we went to the pyramids, an old man asked Phatmike can he 'ride on water'. Reply? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveee Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 "Got the bike half price without seat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_urban Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 when you brake makes a squeak "you should put some oil on that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_zoo Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've had some ask me If it was a Bmx but i said nope its a Trials bike like whats the difference he says.. Well a bmx if for dirt and that but trials is for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 why is your tyre so big at the back ?im god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guuuuuuuuu leeeeeeeee Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 why is your tyre so big at the back ?im god fail!why would god have a big tyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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