Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 So yeah, for someone's birthday, anyone know where i can buy like a huuuuge crate?Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'll tell you in 3 years time when you old enough.Now f**k off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well its actually for my mum's birthday as a bit of a joke and it would be my sister buying it as she is old enough.Now f**k off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Now f**k offProbably not wise, being as if he believes your story (which he won't because you're talking rubbish!) he knows how to help you. Edited April 1, 2009 by //JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ok ill let you into a secret about where to buy alcahol...a supermarketan offlicenceor a food supply shop.Flipping miricle! How do people from all round the country know where to buy booze in Burn-on-my-crotch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Macro? Makro? whichever one is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 The generic big blue and white supermarket will sell them.Seriously though, John Smiths? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Probably not wise, being as if he believes your story (which he won't because you're talking rubbish!) he knows how to help you.It's actually true but you know.....Ok ill let you into a secret about where to buy alcohol...a supermarketan offlicenceor a food supply shop.Flipping miricle! How do people from all round the country know where to buy booze in Burn-on-my-crotch?Sorry, just wanted to get her like a massive crate cos it would be funny, and shops around 'burn-on-my-crotch' dont sell that, considering its a pretty small riverside family town. Edited April 1, 2009 by Sam-Addy A3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Try emailing a distributer? They might be able to tell you what shops in your area would have it?Edit: Or you could have a few kegs (?) delivered? Edited April 1, 2009 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 It's actually true but you know.....Sorry, just wanted to get her like a massive crate cos it would be funny, and shops around 'burn-on-my-crotch' dont sell that, considering its a pretty small riverside family town.How massive are we talking? Generally crates are a maximum of 24 cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Macro? Makro? whichever one is right.Bit of a mish for the underage drinking society, unless theres one closer to himMan im bored - oh link didnt work, but basically i was right Edited April 1, 2009 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 How massive are we talking? Generally crates are a maximum of 24 cans.Dunno really, thats why im asking lolCheers for the people that have actually helped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 How massive are we talking? Generally crates are a maximum of 24 cans.Indeed Marko's biggest is 24 i do belive, seeing as i got a couple of crates last week (got to have a bit of a stash) but you can get the 580ml cans, which just looks better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Indeed Marko's biggest is 24 i do belive, seeing as i got a couple of crates last week (got to have a bit of a stash) but you can get the 580ml cans, which just looks better Sounds good, cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 John smiths is f**king vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Maybe caffreys....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 why not get her tennants........she will love that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I got a 24 crate of John Smiths in the Tesco pikey reduced section the other day for £2, cos someone had nicked one can I hate John Smiths but oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I love said Tesco pikey reduced section. I got a Spongebob Square Pants USB stick, phone sock and lanyard for £1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 as i am at uni in pompey there is never anything left on the reduced section because there are too many pikeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Mate Portsmouth Tescos is epic! I get scared everytime I go in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 dont forget that you wont be able to buy from makro as its a cash and carry (businesses only). my dad used to have a membership through his company, was fooking awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Mate Portsmouth Tescos is epic! I get scared everytime I go in there.The one in Port Solent?Pussy'o'. Wait til you see what they're apparently doing to the Havant Brance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 dont forget that you wont be able to buy from makro as its a cash and carry (businesses only). my dad used to have a membership through his company, was fooking awesome!Yeah i think my dad has a membership card actually....not sure though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 John smiths is f**king vileJohn smiths is the fecking best more like. It's cause you drink that piss water lager or tramp piss cider I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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