Pashley26 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yes. You fail at humour. Stop trying.You fail first DOman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 You fail first DOman.Go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Go on...Well, you joined just a few months before me. So the forum knew of your failure before they did mine ? I jest obviously, I'm just a bit bitter about your castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 No but yes if it makes her happy I was making a joke that I realized was shit, you know....the kind of joke I would make ?Haha, yes, I'll tell her you thought she was 11. sorted.And yea, Sam, she's 20.The question is.... DID I PASS?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 woo what a guess XDid say yea u passed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 woo what a guess XDid say yea u passed Are you actually special You make me laugh, not a lot, but a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 thats my effortunfortunatley thats all the intresting stuff in my room, but it is tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 My neck hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) A short story of what will happen in the future, not what I think, but what will. FACT.2012, seems like a good starting place to me. Basically whats going to happen is, I'm going to be listening to pounding tech metal, thinking "oh my god, hasn't trials-forum gone down hill". I'm going to be listening to that while on my way to the Olympics, where ill be competing in the 412inch race. The whole Olympics thing is going to go well, cept for all the debt that's going put people in. Anyway, by the time I die some good shit would have happened. Im pretty sure that Ireland is going to drift into the Bahamas. That will please the Irish for a while until the whole thing sinks, then they will be royally buggered. The England football team will be playing in what will be known as the least remembered game in the history of sport, as during play Big Ben, the Washington monument and the Taj Mahal all exploded due to Boris Johnson's clever series of plans (it actually turned out that he was a genius, it was all a clever ruse) that he implemented while major of London. Having talked about the royals, that will be a barrel of laughs. Well finally Charlesy poo gets his hands on the crown jewels (no innuendo in that im afraid), but it turns out he and dearest Camilla murdered her (ironic really considering the whole Diana thing) so we end up with the mighty Prince William on the throne. You guys thought that Lizzie was boring? Well im afraid you have a lot more to look forward to. Ahh another thing, turns out that the whole credit crunch thing? Yeah that was linked to the Olympics too. Basically the government made the whole thing up to cover up for the fact that they were going to host a really shite Olympics so they blamed it on the Olympics. Its quite similar to the way that Al Gore made up global warming. Theres not that much of a big wide future in general. The sun got a little too big, it got to the point where it started to basically eat mercury (the element, not the planet) but then it started to eat the planet mercury. That wasn't really a good sign. So Richard Branson and his awesome space adventure things found a cool planet that looked like we could live there. Anyway he took a shite load of people there and they all died. Unfortunately he got away, the fiend saw the human eating termites appear and left all the others to die. On the up side he left the pilot and accidentally flew into the sun. Past that I couldn't really give a shit . I'm doing this too late anyway. There's a little bit of the future that's going to come, I'm going to be banned. OH NOES.EDIT: I HAVE INCLUDED A PICTURE TO APOLOGISE FOR MY LATENESS Edited March 1, 2009 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 'HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!'Am i a retard.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Am i a retard.?That would be a resounding 'yes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Are you actually special You make me laugh, not a lot, but a bit.No im just weird, normal isnt fun at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 First and foremostly, JD has passed for pretending to hit his girlfriend in the face with a lamp. Which is pretty sick.thats my effortunfortunatley thats all the intresting stuff in my room, but it is tallThis is terrible, you didn't even take the time to TURN ON A LIGHT or rotate the picture, and for that, I believe you should be Banned. FOR 10 DAYS.I'm going to be banned. OH NOES.This is the only part of your post worth reading, and your predictions for the future are correct, you are going to be banned. 10 days BEGIN.So the full list of people to ban for 10 days are;HazHannahxShucksmithNicPBoumsongHas Anyone Seen My ShoeSam WardSam FJoe EldingStoozieJTRich JAdrianWhat a haul.'HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!'Am i a retard.?Yes.Here you go;1. Using either video or sound recording you must recreate, by yourself, the titanic matchup between Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant in 1983 in Japan. Here is the video to go off. 2. You must produce a 6 minute long rap song with no instruments or beat. You may only use 5 words which are; Smoby, what, are, you, doing.3. You must, using photoshop or MSPaint, create a mural celebrating the profound impact of Harold Pinter on 20th century theatre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Seeing as 90% of the forum seems to be on the London ride, I will temporarily replace Marky Mark, and dish out the bans (just 'cos I'm nice like that!). See you guy in 10 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 First and foremostly, JD has passed for pretending to hit his girlfriend in the face with a lamp. Which is pretty sick.JD is happy VICTORY IS MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 'HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!'Can't start till monday though! im i'll at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) Well, the original idea of smashing her over the head with a block of flats sadly didn't come to fruition, so please accept this picture of roughly 0.002 seconds before emilys face "lit up" as it were.EDIT: gotta go resize..why would you beat your missus up when she is fully clothed.....re-do it....with her nude...she can have black tape crosses across her nips...EDIT: TheCircus on Bens account! Edited March 1, 2009 by ben_travis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 EDIT: TheCircus on Bens account!You are not TheCircus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 You are not TheCircus.marks out of ten for trying..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) marks out of ten for trying.....About 7 I'd say.The Grammatical errors kinda killed it. Edited March 1, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 why would you beat your missus up when she is fully clothed.....re-do it....with her nude...she can have black tape crosses across her nips...EDIT: TheCircus on Bens account!It was hard enough to explain to her just how important it was for her to pretend to be beaten with a lamp - explaining why she had to be naked whilst I was doing it would be slightly more difficult! Plus she's gone now TheCircus imitation may well be more believable if he hadn't already replied... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 ah well.....i would explain that nudity is art. that usually gets them naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) First and foremostly, JD has passed for pretending to hit his girlfriend in the face with a lamp. Which is pretty sick.This is terrible, you didn't even take the time to TURN ON A LIGHT or rotate the picture, and for that, I believe you should be Banned. FOR 10 DAYS.This is the only part of your post worth reading, and your predictions for the future are correct, you are going to be banned. 10 days BEGIN.So the full list of people to ban for 10 days are;HazHannahxShucksmithNicPBoumsongHas Anyone Seen My ShoeSam WardSam FJoe EldingStoozieJTRich JAdrianWhat a haul.Yes.Here you go;1. Using either video or sound recording you must recreate, by yourself, the titanic matchup between Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant in 1983 in Japan. Here is the video to go off. 2. You must produce a 6 minute long rap song with no instruments or beat. You may only use 5 words which are; Smoby, what, are, you, doing.3. You must, using photoshop or MSPaint, create a mural celebrating the profound impact of Harold Pinter on 20th century theatre.Am i able to write the "rap" and post it on here?OrCan i do the wrestling one with me and SamF and he get unbanned? Edited March 2, 2009 by Smoby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Ignore that;Why not,HELLO FRIENDS, I'M HERE FOR GLORY! Edited March 2, 2009 by Baby Pizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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