adamtrials Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I raise you.OverviewShit montageFrom the bottom:TripodSaxophoneA "Royal Marines Band Service "Perfect Performance"" VHS case (Minus VHS)5 Rubik's cubes (Including a Rubik's Revenge and Rubik's style alarm clock)An Xaphoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Lol, even worse; email from a Hannah Shucksmith, letter from a Johnson OmedarianI made up entire story of an Elton John lookalike, why not make up a name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Task 3, writing completed, lack of response as of yet:Have excluded the words Child, School and the.(I had fun writing this )Dear Sir/MadamI am writing to complain about an unfortunate incident as a direct result of mismanaged teaching at your establishment. I feel it is disgraceful how standards have slipped everywhere. Indeed, even so far as my own offspring. Do you know what it feels like to know that your own son has decided that it is a good idea to run naked around a town while waving a Czech flag and screaming expletives in Japanese. In case you are wondering what this has to do with that pile of dirt you call a centre of learning, I shall tell you. None of your teachers advised against this sort of behaviour. Also, whilst I am complaining, I feel it is necessary to bring up another sore subject for me, employment. Did you know that those marks you saw fit to award my son with have ensured that he will only ever be able to work as an Elton John look-a-like? What sort of job is that for a 36 year old black man? Just because of the accusations that he is not smart enough. My son? Not smart enough? That is like saying that my good friend His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI is not Catholic! And no-one would be crazy enough to suggest that. In 12 years of Elton John impersonating, my son has never once been accused of being unintelligent. He has been called a moron, a jack-ass, and several times Elton John, which I feel is a more serious insult and calls for police action, but never unintelligent. Sure, his results were not top standard but I personally feel that 8 U’s and a G should be more than enough to continue full time education. Ignore rumours saying that he set three teachers on fire and assaulted a college interviewer with a fire axe, a care bear and a car door. Those are lies, my son would never do such things and I am offended that anyone would believe them. I hope you don’t believe them or my son will set you on fire and assault you with a fire axe, a care bear and a car door. You have been warned. As further examples of your neglect I will state some more facts. During a holiday to America, my son entered a zoo. After viewing several animals he became convinced that a polar bear was talking to him and was asking for a share of his Walkers Cajun Squirrel crisps, another example of stupidity, I mean, come on. Squirrel? He proceeded to climb into previously mentioned bear’s enclosure. After it refused to accept his crisps he grew rather vexed. Unfortunately becoming vexed with a polar bear is both inadvisable and deeply unwise. He was mauled rather badly after biting it, causing quite severe damage to an endangered species, another thing which I shall be bring up in any court cases I may soon file against you. I trust this has brought this matter to your full attention and I look forward to hearing what you have to say on these matters.Yours SincerelyJohnson OmedarianMy spidey sense says you failed and never even sent that email ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Im a bit scared lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 My spidey sense says you failed and never even sent that email ........I think her punishment should be to show us the contents of the "From daniel" folder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Chinnery Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I think her punishment should be to show us the contents of the "From daniel" folder...+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamAllen Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Ahh go on then HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 there we go!Do I get extra points for finishing first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) I was waiting to see what I had to beat before I posted...IN THE BAG!That's proof I was inside. That's barney, my bear, on my foot. Edited February 26, 2009 by NVWOCI WVS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 please can we extend the duration of this challenge. seeing that I shall be back with a fortress so awseome the British Army will be jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Task 2 awaiting response.Dear Sir or Madam I am not an unintelligent person, nor am I a particularly exemplary specimen of the species, least of all in the thought department. So it is with great sadness I write you this email, in the hope we can return what I have lost, and help other learn from the mistake I have made. But mainly return my effects. To set the scene, I work as an odd jobs man. You may say "that 'aint workin', that's the way you do it." But let me tell you, them guys 'aint dumb. Every once in a while you'll get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb. So I went into work and the boss said "We gotta' install these microwave ovens, before the custom kitchen deliveries." Well needless to say we got there and the person told us we "gotta' move these refrigerators, and these colour TVs." As if that wasn't enough, we didn't get a tip from the little faggot with the earring and the makeup. I'm sure you can tell by now I don't have an easy time, so when I received an email from one Prince Aduntundo, I was overjoyed that my worries would be over. "You get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free!" he claimed. So of course I responded without haste. "How?! Please tell me how?" "You play the guitar on the MTV!" "Amazing, tell me how to start!" By this point I couldn't wait I was writing my notice all ready to drop the day job. He replied suggesting I sent him £80,000 via Western Union transfer service. This was a very tough decision for me as I had only just received this money as inheritance after my parents were involved in a trans-atlantic flight to Florida, on holiday. Needless to say, I decided the investment to be worthwhile. The next day I arranged the transfer of £80,000 to the account of Prince Aduntundo held in the Standard Chartered Bank of Nigeria. Immediately I went out and purchased an East London apartment, and a classic Ferrari 250, one of the rarest and finest vehicles to come from the revered Italian manufacturer. The promise of fame and fortune was more than enough to warrant such expenditure. After a few weeks I began to wonder what had happened, my correspondent had ceased to correspond. He had failed to honour his end of the deal, which is when I realised what had happened. A sad day indeed you can no longer trust royalty, a poor ambassador for his country. And so it is with great sadness I send you this email, asking sincerely for the re-imbursement of the money lost, and the apprehension of such a dishonest prince. I will require the money in full, including interest at the base rate for the period of eight weeks which I have lost the money, which I must ask you to send via cheque to my home address attached at the foot of this email. I do not require the balance for the apartment or car as I have been fortunate enough to sell these on. Yours faithfully, Harold Ellisementation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 please can we extend the duration of this challenge. seeing that I shall be back with a fortress so awseome the British Army will be jealous.Nope, read the rules. Though your participation in the game was admirable at best, you've really managed to make some pretty terrible stuff, which while it was funny the first time is against the rules. Your double threat match with Sam Doman is now over and I think as a SHOW OF FORCE we should start the bannings RIGHT NOW.Mark! INITIATE THE BAN? (10days). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I hate you now circus, I got a generic challenge set. I may do one but im not happy that I didnt get an individual one1. Create a 10 frame comic in MS Paint detailing how the Reichstag Fire in 1933 helped the Nazi Party gain control over Germany. Bonus points will be given for correct fact inclusion and general awesomeness of the PICS. One frame must be a close up of Hitlers face cackling.2. Make a 30 second Youtube video of you rapping the first verse to the popular song "Everyday I'm Hustlin" by the venerable Rick Ross. Bonus points will be given for dropping any phat freestyles along the way.3. Create a 3-course homemade cooking tutorial and post it up here, it must include at least 10 photos and must have a photograph of the finished products with you in the picture and a piece of paper saying verbatim, "HELLO TF MY NAME IS STOOZIE, HERE I AM COOKING IN THE KITCHEN". Remember it MUST BE 3 COURSES. YOU b*****d.However to create a little bit of irony, I do like these challenges. I am happy with pretty much all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I hate you now circus, I got a generic challenge set. I may do one but im not happy that I didnt get an individual oneHowever to create a little bit of irony, I do like these challenges. I am happy with pretty much all of themI give NO SHITS. It is not about the challenge you get but the results you produce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HOW ABOUT THESE RESULTS *gets out balls* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Nope, read the rules. Though your participation in the game was admirable at best, you've really managed to make some pretty terrible stuff, which while it was funny the first time is against the rules. Your double threat match with Sam Doman is now over and I think as a SHOW OF FORCE we should start the bannings RIGHT NOW.Mark! INITIATE THE BAN? (10days).1 day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) 1 day.Accepted. A warning shot if you will.I also give you guest challenger Dr.Nick again since I am busy. Edited February 26, 2009 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd already done it. It'll be a 1 day posting rights removal type deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Accepted. A warning shot if you will.I also give you guest challenger Dr.Nick again since I am busy.HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY....now watch me own you all! and gain more glory and respect then the bad ass spartans from 300!!oh and btw im attending the big london ride and am in london from tomoz to monday... so if it involves something from my area, or what ever itll need to be longer then this time period... if not itll be very hard and not like me... Edited February 26, 2009 by Adrian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY....now watch me own you all! and gain more glory and respect then the bad ass spartans from 300!!You'll still be a spamming willy though. I may be interested in a challenge with somebody, but only if it involves something with minimal involvement ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 You'll still be a spamming willy though. I may be interested in a challenge with somebody, but only if it involves something with minimal involvement ?haha someone challange me, i feel like dealing out some major ownage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!!!HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY....HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY....now watch me own you all! and gain more glory and respect then the bad ass spartans from 300!!oh and btw im attending the big london ride and am in london from tomoz to monday... so if it involves something from my area, or what ever itll need to be longer then this time period... if not itll be very hard and not like me... Hello three noble voyagers, for you a mighty quest i shall dictate;you are to complete TWO of these, one as a group and ONE individually;1. each contribute to an accapella video of Bohemian Rhapsody, you must complete the whole song, you must all appear in the video. when complete, this is to be uploaded to youtube as evidence. - THIS IS YOUR GROUP CHALLENGE. ** as an amendment to this, you can contribute audio only if you don't have a video camera **2. post a picture of yourself wearing a complete outfit of a female relative, you must hold a sign with I TAKE COIN FOR BOOTY written on it.3. write and perform a rap based on the sex life of a ping pong ball, you may not use balls as an innuendo. video evidence must be provided. YOU HAVE 48 HOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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