TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Hello, Tom. Here are your challenges;1. Make a video of yourself rocking out to only the most brut4l and gr1m t3ch m3tal song for the full duration. Points will be awarded for hilarity and extremity of tech metal.2. Go to the Palace Theatre in Mansfield in some sort of theatre related costume and bust out your most theatrical pose on camera. Bonus points will be awarded for accuracy of costume.3. Write a myspace comment (the longer the better, I don't know their word limit) to the worst Mansfield metal band you can find offering them a once in a lifetime offer to be on your new RECORD COMPANY. This must elicit a response. Bonus points for hilarity of metal band.You have 48 hours to complete one of these challenges. GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd do it naked if i didn't have a small penis...I will give it a squeeze to prove theres no guard there first?You'll be using the micro-t and not the T-Maxx I trust? I wouldn't want to drive my Revo, even with the old 3.3 engine, into any part of my body at speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 2. Go to the Palace Theatre in Mansfield in some sort of theatre related costume and bust out your most theatrical pose on camera. Bonus points will be awarded for accuracy of costume.I'm on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 You'll be using the micro-t and not the T-Maxx I trust? I wouldn't want to drive my Revo, even with the old 3.3 engine, into any part of my body at speed!Micro-T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sandcastle challenge kindof complete, but portsmouth has no sand as such (see secon photo, I had to walk for 20 miutes to find a patch of sand that big!) and any sand there is has lots of stones in it. DOIPASS?It was sculpted using nothing but an empty pot-noodle pot.Please note the distinct lack of sand.The sand castle took about 20 minutes, so I used the rest of my time constucting 'the trainer tower'. I thought this might count for something as it is also a constuction based task? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sometimes the stupidity is not counted by the amount of pain, but in the method of getting there. I don't care if he gets hurt or not, I just want a video of a man named glen driving a remote control car into himself.I think the whole forum is waiting for this with baited breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 It honestly looked much better in real life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sandcastle challenge kindof complete, but portsmouth has no sand as such (see secon photo, I had to walk for 20 miutes to find a patch of sand that big!) and any sand there is has lots of stones in it. DOIPASS?It was sculpted using nothing but an empty pot-noodle pot.Please note the distinct lack of sand.The sand castle took about 20 minutes, so I used the rest of my time constucting 'the trainer tower'. I thought this might count for something as it is also a constuction based task?We have our first pass with distinction! Good effort. I give you a little respect and might stretch to giving you a high five once or twice, BUT NO MORE. Also you AREN'T BANNED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 We have our first pass with distinction! Good effort. I give you a little respect and might stretch to giving you a high five once or twice, BUT NO MORE. Also you AREN'T BANNED.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Mr Circus,I am interested in a deal to do with the cover version of a song... I am heading to the NME "Big Gig" tonight, and wondered whether I could just make a video of me miming along to one of the performers songs? Otherwise, I have the day off tomorrow and will make something, don't you worry. I might just do all 3, being as she's back tomorrow too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I daren't play.The sandcastle sucks, pic another task from the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Mr Circus,I am interested in a deal to do with the cover version of a song... I am heading to the NME "Big Gig" tonight, and wondered whether I could just make a video of me miming along to one of the performers songs? Otherwise, I have the day off tomorrow and will make something, don't you worry. I might just do all 3, being as she's back tomorrow too...Your only brief is THE WORST YOUTUBE COVER IMAGINABLE, do with this what you will. I'm sure you can do something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicP Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 The sandcastle is good because it was made by a single man on a beach making a sandcastle with a pot noodle pot and taking pictures of it, not because it is a particularly beautiful piece of architecture. So all you people saying it's not good enough can GO f**k YOURSELVES, PUSSIES.HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Hello NicP. Here are your challenges.1. Make a youtube video of you freerunning doing whatever that gay parkour stuff is in the worst way imaginable to the soundtrack of dancing queen by abba. It must be no longer than 30 seconds.2. Go into town and inside McDonalds or another popular food retailer do some freerunning on the inside of it, picture evidence must be handed in. Also you must not damage any property or people you freerunning MANIAC. OR GET ARRESTED.3. Write a 500 word email to your school about implementing freerunning as a new class, put yourself forward to teach and you may only use the word school once, but you can get creative with that one. You must elicit a reply.Go run around or something, GO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Oh f**k, here goes nothing...HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 3. At your next BANGING DNB NU SCHOOL MASSIVE RAVE you must wear the worst items of clothing availiable and take at least 5 pictures of yourself at said rave. Bonus points for wearing terrible clothes, if the clothes are not deemed terrible enough by me and a number of unnamed adjudacators, you will be banned.He has a back catalouge of of these pictures anyway.Anyway, "HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR GLORYZ" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Calm down, sam. He's got a lot of challenges to think up. These things take time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Oh f**k, here goes nothing...HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!I only have 1 useable hand so be kind.HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Oh f**k, here goes nothing...HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR GLORYZ!You all have to do one of these challenges, whoevers results are the best in the next 48 hours will be crowned the winner and as always if you don't participate you get BANNED. FOR A BIT.1. You must create the highest tower possible out of objects in your room, the higher the better and then take a picture. Bonus points will be awarded for creative phototaking and posing.2. You must all create a song using any means necessary, remember this isn't a competition of quality, but creativity. Results will be much better if it is obvious that it is actually you making the song and not someone else.3. You must write a short story (500 words) to the theme of what you think will happen in the future. Bonus points for creativity.You must complete one of these tasks within 48 hours and the most impressive results will yield the largest reward. If you fail I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN YOU MOTHERS.EDIT: Included timeframe and Sam Ward and Has ANyone seen my shoe Edited February 26, 2009 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!Hello Sam, here are your challenges;1. Take a picture of yourself in the medway marshes pretending to bury the dead bodies of children. Your likeness to the yorkshire ripper in the photo will be the judge of it's quality.2. Write a 500 word email to your local council complaining of the upkeep of the marshes increasing murderer activity in the area. You must get a reply.3. You must write a 500 word poem about your fair county of Kent in the style of a medieval poet. Points will be rewarded for creativity and references to the MEDWAY MEGALITHS.Do this in 48 HOURS OR YOU ARE DONE FOR, BRO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Couldn't the first 2 possibly get me in trouble?And i can't write poems so i guess i fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 COMING UP SOON!Dr.Nick in special guest appearance challenge set. Who will be the next to go IN? What terrifying punishment will they incur!? FIND OUT IN A BIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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