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Thecircus' Challenge Thread Of Eternal Glory And Account Suicide


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how will you know how long I spend on my sand castle? I'll be honest, but how do you know I'm not cheating? I would take a photo of myself in the sea, but I dont want a soggy camera.

I wont know how long you spent on your sandcastle, but it's not really a time limit, you just better make a f**king wicked sandcastle or your ass is grass, son.

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I'm only testing the water, just seeing what i get :P

Okay, well you do understand that not doing them will only get you banned and seeing as you've volunteered yourself already by saying the magic words, you have to proceed. So without further ado;

1. While working in Halfords you must take a photo of the oldest customer (Must be 50+ to qualify) who buys a bike that day sitting on the bike (say to him it's for promotional purposes). Bonus points for getting yourself in the picture aswell.

2. Video yourself driving your remote controlled car at full speed into your crotch

3. At your next BANGING DNB NU SCHOOL MASSIVE RAVE you must wear the worst items of clothing availiable and take at least 5 pictures of yourself at said rave. Bonus points for wearing terrible clothes, if the clothes are not deemed terrible enough by me and a number of unnamed adjudacators, you will be banned.

One of these tasks must be completed in exactly one week from now.

Have fun, Glent!

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HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!

Bring it on.

Hello, Haz. Here are your Challenges;

1. Take a picture of yourself in the cockpit of a plane. Bonus points for pose and eternal glory bestowed upon you if you do it whilst piloting said plane and acting like it's going to crash.

2. Take a picture of yourself and your manager at game both weilding guitar hero controllers in your most ROCKING pose at the front of the game store. Bonus points for saluting those who are about to rock.

3. Write a 500 word email to the Nigerian embassy explaining how £80,000 of your hard earned cash has been stolen by a Nigerian Prince and that you need to get it back. You must elicit a reply.

You have 48 hours to complete one of these tasks.

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Hello, Haz. Here are your Challenges;

1. Take a picture of yourself in the cockpit of a plane. Bonus points for pose and eternal glory bestowed upon you if you do it whilst piloting said plane and acting like it's going to crash.

2. Take a picture of yourself and your manager at game both weilding guitar hero controllers in your most ROCKING pose at the front of the game store. Bonus points for saluting those who are about to rock.

3. Write a 500 word email to the Nigerian embassy explaining how £80,000 of your hard earned cash has been stolen by a Nigerian Prince and that you need to get it back. You must elicit a reply.

You have 48 hours to complete one of these tasks.

I'll hit up the Embassy later on.

Should be able to get the Guitar Hero poses down, saturday/sunday.

And well, planes could take a while, I'm not in the RAF yet...

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Right, come on boy. I should really be going on about the fact that I've been doing your challenges for TIME now, but lets go for it:

HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR THE GLORY (BANHAMMER)!

Hello, Jason. Here are your challenges.

1. Post the worst youtube cover song video imaginable. Bonus points for annoying people so much they feel the need to comment.

2. Write a 500 word email to your girlfriend explaining that you hate her and are breaking up with her. You cannot use the words; me/you/girlfriend/boyfriend. You must reference the fact that you know that she is with you just for the money she'll get when she marries you then kills you and reaps the "delicious life insurance". You must elicit a response.

3. Take a photo/video of yourself practising the art of domestic abuse on your girlfriend (in a non violent way, of course). Bonus points for non-violent extremity.

EDIT: You have 48 hours to complete one of these tasks.

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HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY!

I don't believe I'm doing this.

Hello, Hannah. Here are your challenges;

1. Take 10 photos of yourself swearing at Danny Kearns from different angles. If any angle is duplicated more than once you fail this task. In addition to this you may only use each swear once, after using the obligatory middle finger and double finger approach you must create your own swears, no swear can be duplicated or you fail this task. Points will be deducted if your face is in any of the pictures.

2. Take a photo of yourself with 3 other people giving praise the stoke on trent pottery industry by marvelling at the wonders of a genuine example of Stoke On Trent pot variant. Points are deducted if anyones face is in the picture, most importantly yours. We must however be able to tell that the photo is produced by you, you can work out how to do this yourself.

3. Write a 500 word email to your school explaining that you are the parent of a child who went to school there 20 years ago and complaining that he is not clever enough. You may not use the words: the, child, school. You must elicit a reply.

You must complete one of these challenges within 48 hours. BEGIN.

EDIT: One more challenge because it would be GREAT.

4. Make a youtube video filled with pictures of Danny Kearns to the music of "Bryan Ferry - Shakespeares Sonnet No.18".

This challenge has a 24 hour time limit, but gets DOUBLE REWARDS.

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TheCircus, does it count if Fat Pants uses any kind of crotch guard when he films his video?

It ought to be genuine.

Sometimes the stupidity is not counted by the amount of pain, but in the method of getting there. I don't care if he gets hurt or not, I just want a video of a man named glen driving a remote control car into himself.

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