Pashley26 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Can't be bothered.Involved an new thread and the answer that could have been found in one click.... Edited February 23, 2009 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Can't be bothered.Involved an new thread and the answer that could have been found in one click....Stop being a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Yea right. Monkeys are amazing anyway, Imagine having a little monkey buttler with a top hat and buttlers clothes. It would be amazing, far better to take for walks than a boring dog. Shame they stink so much, and yes, they are illigal in england Sometimes I wonder why there's a chit chat section at all. If I owned this forum, I would have all the sections except Chit-Chat. Want to talk about something else? Go to another forum, this would keep the trials forum a trials forum. I'm pretty sure there more people talking in Chit Chat than the actual Trials Chat. one.Good job you dont then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack0174 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 You can have a pet monkey my friends dad has one called otis its a really small one though like about 6 inches tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Jesus I was being a grumpy fanny last night, sorry guys ! :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Jesus I was being a grumpy fanny last night, sorry guys ! :$You seem to be posting this quote an awful lot lately, lol. Stand your ground a bit more, no one seriously gives a shit anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 You seem to be posting this quote an awful lot lately, lol. Stand your ground a bit more, no one seriously gives a shit anyway Maybe your right, it was only JM who posted a negative comment so who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick_spider Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, its almost like a pointless topic has for once reached a conclusion and ended without having to be closed. This should be preserved!Do you want it locked for posterity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerlovesalex Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do you want it locked for posterity?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 my great uncle has a pet monkey called baboo but that's not in the UK , he found it as a baby in the forest and had ever since. you can have a monkey in the UK you just need to get a dangerous wild animal license from the council but its not easy to get one they have to check its enclouser and you have to pay for it.some people keep venomous snakes and alligators and stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I knew someone with a pet monkey (in america)It had to get put down after it bit owners girlfriend in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Sam, owning a monkey is far too much effort and trouble and money than most people can be bothered to expend, perhaps you should stick to laughing at them when they have sex and piss in their own mouths like the rest of us.Is that where I am meant to be pissing, I usually use the bog or a wall or something.I don't think this thread was a waste of time, I think it's great, from now on I am going to look out for all of Pashley26 posts to see if I can catch another tantrum.Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) There may be no specialist's on monkey law in here but it is more than possible that there could be a pet monkey owner (if it is legal), a zoo keeper, a lawyer/solicitor (who's dealt with something similar before) or even someone who works for animal welfare on here. so why the flaming, if you don't know the answer can't you just assume that the person with the question does know how to google something and leave the topic? It's not that hard. Edited February 23, 2009 by G4vyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) When I first joined here, this forum was a laugh. Now it's like a joke gone to far. You wouldn't flame someone for every silly question they asked to their face because you'd be perceived as an ingnorant wanker so why do it on here?Your quite right, but if one of my mates suggested getting a pet monkey, Id laugh profusely, make a crack about him smoking too much crack, and then go back to laughing profusely, before realising he was deadly serious, and probably start looking for lobster/monkey costumes to pass the time. Is this pet monkey thing in any way related to the senior mods avatards?Edit: Ie just read that I put avatards, rather than avatars, I could correct it, but it seems like quite a funny new word Ive created, so its staying. Edited February 23, 2009 by Fish-Finger-er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 To be fair aswell, before people start giving me shit.....I was the first person to give both a factual and simple answer. I don't think this thread was a waste of time, I think it's great, from now on I am going to look out for all of Pashley26 posts to see if I can catch another tantrum.MattCall that a tantrum ? Yuo've not seen anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Would you really want to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 As with all questions like this I think it's a case of if you have to ask something like this on a bike forum, you simply don't know enough and you couldn't possibily look after it properly.Do some research - although I'd be suprised if anyone sold you one without a little Q&A first hand, they do it with fish afterall.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumplestiltskin Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Are pet monkeys legal in the UK?How would you go about getting one?Have you seen the film Outbreak? Don't do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Have you seen the film Outbreak? Don't do it...Have you seen the film Monkey Trouble? Do it...(Don't let the name fool you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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