Fishy Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 As it says really, had a passing thought in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicP Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 As it says really, had a passing thought in my head.Which arm?And could i still reach orgasm via anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I chose penis. I could quite happily never have sex again if it meant I kept all my limbs. The thing is, I'd want to keep my balls for the testosterone, and that would look even weirder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yeah, I haven't decided yet still. Doesn't matter about which arm, either is going to f**k you up. It's a pretty hard choice to make I think, was having a pretty weird discussion with a girl and she asked me this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Can get a fake arm, can't really get a fake penis, that will do the same job anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Cock, all day every day.You can't drive with one arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yeah, but you've got a g-spot in your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Can get a fake arm, can't really get a fake penis, that will do the same job anyway.That's complete balls. An arm (including hand of course) is a whole lot more complex than a cock. You could definitely have something put on that would give a woman pleasure, although not the man, and it would be a whole lot easier than an arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 f**k women, i'm in it for me. A decent fake arm will be pretty useable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Anyone who's said arm obviously hasn't discoverd wanking yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Anal, we can't all be as big as you, but most of us use one arm, so we would still be able to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lose an arm, can always become a drummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 f**k women, i'm in it for me. A decent fake arm will be pretty useable.No offence fatty but you cant pull with all 4 limbs, i dont see you having much chance to use your intact penis being 1/4 shop mannequin. Id definitely lose the penis, as despite both my penis and my arm being similar in size, i cant scratch my arse or pick my nose with my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 You only lose one limb, you still have another. People lose arms in crash's, and probably still pull the fitties on the sympathy vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I said arm, Im not so sure now though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 You only lose one limb, you still have another. People lose arms in crash's, and probably still pull the fitties on the sympathy vote!Yea and what if i want to pick my nose and scratch my arse at the same time?? (as come on, there not things you really want to be caught doing, so if youve got any sense you do both at the same time, and its all done so much quicker, not to mention it means theres no risk of you doing the same hand at the wrong end mistake)As for pulling with arm, i doubt it, women dont want boyfriends they feel sorry for, do they? (Genuine question, i thought they wanted lambrini and a bloke who knows how to use 2 fingers to do things other than wolf whistle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I'm "Stumped" as to why so many people would rather loose their cock than their arm.I actually asked Spider Lad last night if he'd rather get his cock chopped off (showed him a vid of it happening) or get a glass jar smashed up his arse.We both picked the jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yea, FFS Im getting brainwashed by these people, I love my penis. Its amazing. Although an arm is a great loss, a teacher at my college has no control over his arm, so its as good as gone balance wise anyway and he still manages to go snowboarding and all sorts, and he has a wife and kids. So yea, f**k that COCK F.T.W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I'm "Stumped" as to why so many people would rather loose their cock than their arm.I actually asked Spider Lad last night if he'd rather get his cock chopped off (showed him a vid of it happening) or get a glass jar smashed up his arse.We both picked the jar.nice pun. Because i generally use my arm a good few hundred times a day, i use my cock for about 22 seconds once every year and a half (if im lucky).I wouldnt mind sitting down to pee, itd be a nice rest. Prosthetic limbs always look gash, but i should imagine with a lump of plastic, and some spare skin off an organ donor, you could get something vaguely realistic grafted on there, that could be a very respectable size, and shed just think you where awesome at the the pump™.Not to mention, how many people rip disabled people, dont really think many people would know about that disability(and lets be honest, if you where walking round naked so they could see, i think youd probably have bigger issues than them laughing at your cock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 nice pun. Because i generally use my arm a good few hundred times a day, i use my cock for about 22 seconds once every year and a half (if im lucky).I wouldnt mind sitting down to pee, itd be a nice rest. Prosthetic limbs always look gash, but i should imagine with a lump of plastic, and some spare skin off an organ donor, you could get something vaguely realistic grafted on there, that could be a very respectable size, and shed just think you where awesome at the the pump™.Not to mention, how many people rip disabled people, dont really think many people would know about that disability(and lets be honest, if you where walking round naked so they could see, i think youd probably have bigger issues than them laughing at your cock)You need to use your dick more often. I take "Little George" our for a walk pretty much every day. If we're talking about getting shit put back on i'm sure getting an arm transplant would be easier and work better than getting a cock built from scratch. I don't think you could get it to be as sensitive either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 You need to use your dick more often. I take "Little George" our for a walk pretty much every day. If we're talking about getting shit put back on i'm sure getting an arm transplant would be easier and work better than getting a cock built from scratch. I don't think you could get it to be as sensitive either.to be fair, i couldnt give a toss about sensitivity, id be happy there was one there(itd also probably be permanently erect, but id just took it under my belt, or into my sock like i do at the moment). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guuuuuuuuu leeeeeeeee Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 i think id die if i got my penus choped off so arm you can get fake arms made now anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 All seems pretty level playing field... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 All seems pretty level playing field...I was thinking that. 3 votes in it Can you actually imagine having your dick chopped off? Try explaining that one to chicks in a club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 f**k my cock.i need my arms. if i couldnt have sex, id at least want to ride or somthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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