totaltrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Skipped a good 40 posts so I dunno if it's still on topic but..Why are people saying take her for a candle lit dinner and all that shabam.Your 14, take her to the park and play on the swings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Skipped a good 40 posts so I dunno if it's still on topic but..Why are people saying take her for a candle lit dinner and all that shabam.Your 14, take her to the park and play on the swings.LMFAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Baisicly lick her fanny blud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Baisicly lick her fanny bluddont forget to put your nose in as far as you can and make a really obvious sniffing sound. they LOVE that, i promise you.(especially if you say tuna!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 yeahhhhhhhh chicks sooo dig that they also love it when u twat your cock round their chops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Bonus points if you recite the Nathan Barley rap at the same time."You drift off, I'll have a scoff" is one of my favourite lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 dont forget to put your nose in as far as you can and make a really obvious sniffing sound. they LOVE that, i promise you.(especially if you say tuna!)Did that last time.. tickled my nose more then it tickled her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 She probably wants to be close, like i said, at a cinema you can't show any real affection.thats total bollocks, although the usher in ODEON wrexham seemed to think along your lines too, bunch of prudes the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Any romantic gesture made on Valentines Day is made worthless by the fact that it was prompted by an external event.Do 'something special' for Valentines Day & you = mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Any romantic gesture made on Valentines Day is made worthless by the fact that it was prompted by an external event.Do 'something special' for Valentines Day & you = mug.Dont think girls see it that way, but yeah, good point . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 It's a good test. I don't want the kind of girl who'd question my love on account of not getting a worthless card just because her friends did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 That is so alike!=)If Rob (dewy) turns on on the 1st march, be sure to call him dewy .It's a good test. I don't want the kind of girl who'd question my love on account of not getting a worthless card just because her friends did.Hmm, yeah, spouse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Just do the old 'see last year' trick in the new card... Means you only have to do 1 decent one, and the rest is effortless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Valentines day is a special day, it's the one day where all that beating, arguing, cheating and being a willy towards her are all forgiven in a simple 99p Tesco Value Valentines Day card.If you're actually 'with' this bird, then perhaps just chill out at home, stay in bed and watch a few movies. Cheap and very cheerful. End of the day, whats the point in spending a load of money on it when it'll just be forgotten about on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) or if you make that little bit more effort;1) you'll be better off2) She's more likely to remember the day Edited February 12, 2009 by Sam Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 don't forget the more fingers the better, whole fist if you can, girls love thatsteve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 or if you make that little bit more effort;1) you'll be better off2) She's more likely to remember the day3) she'll expect more in the futuredon't forget the more fingers the better, whole fist if you can, girls love thatstevei was always told sunflower or go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hmm, yeah, spouse .Blimey, just in time for Valentines day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 don't forget the more fingers the better, whole fist if you can, girls love thatsteveJars are even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 it seems to me all you could advise is how to loose a girl....Or how to wait a year without getting laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Guide on how to really pull hanna;- Add to MSN- Be interested in her- Don't ask her to get her babs out until you have done some inter-web foreplay- IN THERE MY SON!I got a warn for this! hahaha LOLZ, just because Hanna is a girl you are not allow to mock her! Not be funny but that was stupid, some people are oversensitive about shit, not being funny but is it / is it not true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I got a warn for this! hahaha LOLZ, just because Hanna is a girl you are not allow to mock her! Not be funny but that was stupid, some people are oversensitive about shit, not being funny but is it / is it not true?It's true. <start debate over the good old days vs old fags shutting up> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I got a warn for this! hahaha LOLZ, just because Hanna is a girl you are not allow to mock her! Not be funny but that was stupid, some people are oversensitive about shit, not being funny but is it / is it not true?What rule were you breaking?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 They (mentioning no names but I'm pretty certain I could name the warn giver...) would probably use this:1. Flaming Minimum Penalty - 1 Warning PointWhile debating and discussion is fine, we will not tolerate rudeness, insulting posts, personal attacks or purposeless inflammatory posts.But it could have been about any Hanna... Plus it's not really that rude anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 They (mentioning no names but I'm pretty certain I could name the warn giver...) would probably use this:But it could have been about any Hanna... Plus it's not really that rude anyway.Who's Hanna? The forum bike or something?...I'm out of touch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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