Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Ok, i was an idiot, i ask a girl to be mine and she said yes..WHOOPS!Ok.. Im 14 (thought that might help as to say im not to serious).Dont know what to do.. Do i take her out..?Gift..? What Gift.. asda sounds good .Rose.. for old people or not?cook her meal (I cant cook, but ill pull somthing off)?I dont know what to do! Help me!!Thanks, Craig. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just get her a nice card and a box of chocolates or something. If it's not very serious and you haven't been together long she should appreciate those gifts alone, and spend the day with her, as it's a Saturday you could go to town/the cinema or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just a card and one rose or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 f**k hertake that how you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Buy a cows heart and seal it in a tupperware box and give it to her and scream, "THIS IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU". This way you have all your bases covered, both good and bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Lol Craig, God i wish someone would have helped me out when I was 14! whatever you like dont feel you have splash out too much, take her somewhere for a walk, a coffee, a small gift & or a card, if shes worthwhile she'll appreciate you making a little effort to get to know her by taking some time to listen to what she has to say, try to enjoy her company and she will enjoy yours, be a gentleman and don't forget to be friendly AFTER your mini date too - its the wonderful world of Laydeeees - Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Get her pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Go and see a romantic film, buy some popcorn, cut a hole in bottom of box, put penis in, and wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) SHAG HER LOLI've never had a GF on valentines day, so I have nothing useful to say...This year i'm meeting up with some slag off the internet with a bottle of Morrisons champagne... Edited February 10, 2009 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 This year i'm meeting up with some slag off the internet with a bottle of Morrisons champagne...I like your style. Minimal hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just get her a nice card and a box of chocolates or something. If it's not very serious and you haven't been together long she should appreciate those gifts alone, and spend the day with her, as it's a Saturday you could go to town/the cinema or something sounds sensible, thanks xBuy a cows heart and seal it in a tupperware box and give it to her and scream, "THIS IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU". This way you have all your bases covered, both good and bad.LOL! Made me laugh, don't think she would..Try again.Lol Craig, God i wish someone would have helped me out when I was 14! whatever you like dont feel you have splash out too much, take her somewhere for a walk, a coffee, a small gift & or a card, if shes worthwhile she'll appreciate you making a little effort to get to know her by taking some time to listen to what she has to say, try to enjoy her company and she will enjoy yours, be a gentleman and don't forget to be friendly AFTER your mini date too - its the wonderful world of Laydeeees - Enjoy! Yeah, i wasn't thinking of buying her a bike or anything, (couldn't think of anything more cool ).But yeah, don't worry, i treat my ladies guurd .Go and see a romantic film, buy some popcorn, cut a hole in bottom of box, put penis in, and wait.Good, but not good enough..Might pay "bobbing apples" instead .LOL, i made my self laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I like your style. Minimal hassle.im sure rohypnol would be cheaper though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Never buy expensive presents until you are sure, that you will spend at least year with her.Go see a movie, buy her some roses(5 will do), romantic walk in the park, hand-holding. this stuff always works.Card may work. Write some romantic stuff in there. Better don't cook for now. leave it for other time, or you ll have not much things to impress her with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 im sure rohypnol would be cheaper thoughDon't worry mate, I put the sensual back into nonconsensual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 kick her in the ovaries, punch her in the tits and tell her you've just saved you both 8 months of hastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 get your dick out and do a willicopter.she'll be impressed.steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) get your dick out and do a willicopter.she'll be impressed.steveTried that, turns out i was doing the "choo choo" train. Edited February 10, 2009 by Smoby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Can't really do better than sum up what others have said in handy bullet points:-Public area/coffee shop/cineamaCows heartWillicoptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 If you manage anal on the first date, i'd be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Just send her a letter explaining the mindless/robotic consumeristic nature that underlies most conventional celebrations, such as this one. I can't imagine a better valentine gift than one that actually frees you from it...On this note, did any of you know that the supposed "heart" of Valentines is actually a vagina, or the entrance to a vagina? It actually looks closer to a vagina that it does to a heart, if we take the time to compare. Take a guess at what the arrow symbolises... Not quite as romantic as is typically thought and brings a whole different meaning to the concept of Cupid. Edited February 10, 2009 by Ben Rowlands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 If you manage anal on the first date, i'd be proud. loled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) If you manage anal on the first date, i'd be proud.Im a virgin you son of a ...But i nearly lost it on the cruise ! HA!You know of nothing Mr. Walker..Many things i know about you.. loledFYI, I'm his little brother Edited February 10, 2009 by Smoby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I have been sort of seeing this chick. NOT made it official that were seeing each other or going out (yet) but were buying for each other. May take her for a meal Sunday. as I am at work all day saturday. But she wants me to go into town with her for a few, then go back to her mates. ... But all i can say is, I proper like her. lol. I just need the woprds to ask her out. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I have been sort of seeing this chick. NOT made it official that were seeing each other or going out (yet) but were buying for each other. May take her for a meal Sunday. as I am at work all day saturday. But she wants me to go into town with her for a few, then go back to her mates. ... But all i can say is, I proper like her. lol. I just need the woprds to ask her out. ....Ask her out on the sunday, thats what she wants.Kiss her, tell her you like her..Say.. "yo hoo you my b*tch naa?"No just be like, wanna make it official..Or.. would you be mine?Dont come out with loads of soppy shite.It really don't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Every girl LOVES a rose Don't take her out to the cinema or somewhere of the sorts because you can't talk to her, instead, girls LOVE candlelit dinners, so make sure you book a table (or you'll turn up, find all the seats are taken and you'll look like such a knob.)If she's quite a self conscious lass then my advice would be to NOT by her chocolates, as the likeliness is they'll never get eaten.Maybe invite her round yours for a movie, and if she's not a self conscious girl then a takeaway is good, sat on the sofa/bed, cuddled up in the dark, watching a movie. (Bear in mind you can be closer at home than you can at a cinema.)Etc Etc...(oh and to the guys post above, girls LOVE soppy shite.) Edited February 10, 2009 by Hannah Shucksmith (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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