bikeperson45 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhIs it wrong that it turned me on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Considering you're 14, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I am very mature for my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I am very mature for my ageThis quote shows that you are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Bum sex sounds.. not that great.Rather than the old rhyme, 'When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead', I prefer the version, 'When the river runs red, just ask for head'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Bum sex sounds.. not that great.Rather than the old rhyme, 'When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead', I prefer the version, 'When the river runs red, just ask for head'.Wait 'til you've tried it then see if you still have the same opinion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Lol, so that confession is yours! Don't deny it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Lol, so that confession is yours! Don't deny it now No it isn't, but I have had some interesting anal related happenings in the past...Thankfully only the girl has ever been affected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 anal's overrated, been there done that.. its tight, not wet, and when you think about pretty nasty..i know which i prefure the feel of anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Whoever that was with the shark story, im not posting it but LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Go for it, wasn't me, just want to see what it said!Ditto, go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 get it up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 get it up nowThat's what she said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicP Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 No it isn't, but I have had some interesting anal related happenings in the past...Thankfully only the girl has ever been infected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Its not safe for work guys!I felt some thing bump my foot I stoped and had a look under the water I did not see anything then I felt another bump I looked strat away and saw a female great white.I saw she turned and came back straight at me I dared not swim back to the island cos I new that if she wanted me for breakfast I would be dead already as she got close she slowed down and then she stuck her nose into my crotch and now I was going threw the water backwards with a shark noseing my crotch and as scared as I was by this I started to get aroused and I was thinking maybe she wants to mate with me so I slowly and carefully I moved down her beautiful body and held on to her fins and placed my dick at her slit and to my amazment she let my dick slide inside her sand paper like skin is gently squeezing my dick as I start to f*** her with absolote passion then I needed air and she must have sensest it cos she rolled over and went to the surface I got a big breath of air and then she rolled over again so I was back under the water this is the greatest feeling I have ever felt be for. We were f**king like this for about 10 minutes but it felt more like half and hour and then we both cummed at the same time that was the best f*** I have ever had in my life. I kiss her underbelly as we swim threw the ocean then out of nowere a young male great white takes a hold of my arm with out cutting me with his razzer sharpe teeth and pulls me off her. Then he lets go of my arm and I slide down his body and hold on to his fins then I feel his clasper trying to enter my ass so I wrape my legs around his body so I am as close to him as I can get and then he hit the right spot and it went in a little at first then it took him 4 trust before all of his 12in clasper sank in all the way I could tell he was a very powerful great white and I was thinking that must have been his girl I was f**king and I robbed him of it so he was going to f*** me not that I minded though cos I have always loved shark s. He must have also known when I needed air cos he did the same thing as the female and I was thankfull for that. My god he was a big boy I was grunting as he was trusting inside me every 3 seconds and after 8 minutes he cummed inside me with alot of force and it was spraying out into the ocean after I was full. I felt his dick slowly srink down and slide out of me. I gave him a big hug after that and then I let go of himHaving seen the recent post on problems with anal sex I thought I'd post a true one of my own, which I haven't told anyone else yet !I was getting with this really nice girl once, and we'd been seeing each other on and off for a few weeks. Being young we were always having sex, and one day I missed and slipped into her bum. She said she quite liked it and asked me to carry on, and I thought it was a bit different and to be fair looking down at what was happening down stairs was really turning me on, so I let it roll.Anyway next morning I got up and my cock was burning, so I ran to the loo to let a bit out. I was sat on the toilet (can't ever stand up in the morning!) and it wouldn't come out ! So I went for a quick look and found a piece of sweet corn stuffed down me japs eye !I was really sickened and made up some silly excuse and left and haven't spoken to her since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 that has to be THE most f**ked up thingEVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDoom Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 That shark one is the biggest load of bullshit Iv ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 That shark one is the biggest load of bullshit Iv ever heard.Congrats. captain stating the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerlovesalex Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Having seen the recent post on problems with anal sex I thought I'd post a true one of my own, which I haven't told anyone else yet !I was getting with this really nice girl once, and we'd been seeing each other on and off for a few weeks. Being young we were always having sex, and one day I missed and slipped into her bum. She said she quite liked it and asked me to carry on, and I thought it was a bit different and to be fair looking down at what was happening down stairs was really turning me on, so I let it roll.Anyway next morning I got up and my cock was burning, so I ran to the loo to let a bit out. I was sat on the toilet (can't ever stand up in the morning!) and it wouldn't come out ! So I went for a quick look and found a piece of sweet corn stuffed down me japs eye !I was really sickened and made up some silly excuse and left and haven't spoken to her since.i have herd that story from 25 different people.if u had sweetcorn in ur jap's eye u would know about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 You experienced in the "stuff down your japs eye" category?One night a few of us stayed at a mate's after a ride, now his sister is hotas f**k, and i iknew she liked me and my mate,soo we got drunk and double teamed her, was fun she rang us a few times for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerlovesalex Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 You experienced in the "stuff down your japs eye" category?One night a few of us stayed at a mate's after a ride, now his sister is hotas f**k, and i iknew she liked me and my mate,soo we got drunk and double teamed her, was fun she rang us a few times for morehahaha ledgend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....+chain+of+post#Anybody see a similarity between this and the shark?Was gonna say, Charlie would be the first person to spring to mind with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I think the guys who double teamed that bird.double teamed my ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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